The Douchebaggery Thread!

Carno · 09-26-2010, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

...fart-canned girly car...

Speaking of which, the other day I had some dude in a beat *** baby blue Mitsubishi Eclipse keep driving like an douche around me trying to get me to race him. Eventually he realized I wasn't going to race him and took his crappy car with its paint can muffler elsewhere.

m4a1mustang · 09-26-2010, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Carno

Speaking of which, the other day I had some dude in a beat *** baby blue Mitsubishi Eclipse keep driving like an douche around me trying to get me to race him. Eventually he realized I wasn't going to race him and took his crappy car with its paint can muffler elsewhere.

I used to get punks in STis/Evos like that all the time. They'd goose it over and over and over trying to get you to bite. Eventually they'd take off with their flashers on.

Push370zzz · 09-27-2010, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

On the whole I have had far fewer people mess with me in the Mustang than the Z. I think most people figured they could beat the Z than the 5.0. I still have the same tools in Scions and Civic Sis trying to get me to run as I did in the Z. Although I am starting to think those kids really just want to see the car go. They have to be idiots if they think they're fart-canned girly car can keep with a 370 or a 5.0.

I did have to teach a 911 Carerra S driver a lesson on the track the other weekend, though.

I did this last weekend too!!

ThoriumHotdog · 09-26-2010, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HATED1

Me="about 320 but it's 280 to the wheels"

Mercedes="i have 530, hahaha"

Me="That's cool bro"

It wouldn't matter what you said to a guy like that. You could have said you had 700 hp and he'd one up you. You could have countered with "Wow, how much does your dad pay for that?"

Btw, nice touch with the "That's cool bro".

MarkeZ · 09-26-2010, 05:03 PM

Sweet! A Dbag thread! I was driving home from work one night, I noticed headlights coming up from the rear approaching pretty quickly. I moved over to the right lane to let him fly by. It was a 350z with 2 guys probably in their late teens early 20s.

I thought I was done with that experience until they hit their brakes gets even with my car revs it then take off. I didn't bite, since although I enjoy driving a fast car, I really don't like proving that I can go fast. They do this 3 times. The fourth time, the guy in the passenger side flips me off and yell something which I couldn't understand since I had the radio on pretty loud cuz i had my windows down. I just looked at him smiled and gave him a nod then they take off flying again. The only reason I caught up to these fellas was because a cop had pulled them over. As I was passing them, I slowed down, smiled and gave them a nod.

Ok..I guess I was a douche for that last part but I just couldn't help it.

Yeah..there was a reason why I wasn't speeding that night on that stretch of the highway.

ThoriumHotdog · 09-26-2010, 05:34 PM

Alright. Time for my story. This happened a few years back. It was definitely before the whole 'fast and the furious' crowd hit the streets.

We were out cruising on Saturday night, watching impromptu acceleration contests, checking out cars, etc. We stopped at a light along side a couple imports. We were all talking back and forth checking out each others rides before the light changed when a silver M3 rolled up.

I can't even remember what the driver looked like. I don't think I even looked at him because his car was filled with a mess of babbling blonde heads. They were definitely drunk and they were all talking **** to us. The light turned green and we all took off normally except the M3. They stayed at the light. A few seconds later they roll up hard, the driver revving, and the girls started shouting even more drunken gibberish.

The M3 hits the gas and they take off. As its pulling away I see this drunken blond chick, face half smashed to the glass, holding up the Loser sign with her right hand to her forehead.

True story.

bucketman · 09-26-2010, 09:03 PM

Here's mine. Not really d-baggery but fun none the less. I'm in my 350z and pull up along side of a GTO. We roll off from a red light and about 15-20 mph we both step in it, not super long or super high speed, but he does pull me pretty good. Stop at the next red light, he rolls down his window, looks over at me smiling. I roll down my window and shout out to him...."Man that is the fastest Cavalier I have ever seen!" He is no longer smiling and yells out "It's a GTO". Flips bird and takes off. I just laugh and roll on home.

MarkeZ · 09-26-2010, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bucketman

Here's mine. Not really d-baggery but fun none the less. I'm in my 350z and pull up along side of a GTO. We roll off from a red light and about 15-20 mph we both step in it, not super long or super high speed, but he does pull me pretty good. Stop at the next red light, he rolls down his window, looks over at me smiling. I roll down my window and shout out to him...."Man that is the fastest Cavalier I have ever seen!" He is no longer smiling and yells out "It's a GTO". Flips bird and takes off. I just laugh and roll on home.

ThoriumHotdog · 09-26-2010, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bucketman

Here's mine. Not really d-baggery but fun none the less. I'm in my 350z and pull up along side of a GTO. We roll off from a red light and about 15-20 mph we both step in it, not super long or super high speed, but he does pull me pretty good. Stop at the next red light, he rolls down his window, looks over at me smiling. I roll down my window and shout out to him...."Man that is the fastest Cavalier I have ever seen!" He is no longer smiling and yells out "It's a GTO". Flips bird and takes off. I just laugh and roll on home.

ishthemienguy · 09-26-2010, 10:51 PM

well, I was riding home on my r1 from school on a nice day and this guy in a Honda prelude pulls up to me and started revving his engine at the light. Man was it annoying it had that fart can sound and a very ugly bodykit but the next thing I noticed the guy almost stalled out trying to launch so my nice day turned to a very nice day.

Windex_ · 09-28-2010, 05:13 PM

I was driving down the street in my IS350 when a mitsubishi lancer does a ricer fly by, slows down and keeps revving his car (which sounded like what I would imagine a hippo ******** on a penguin would sound like.) I disregarded all of his foolish antics because his car was a piece of ****. The next light he tried to be slick and floored it through the turning lane and cut everyone off in the intersection. Shortly after I had caught up again just doing my thing probably listening to some terrible music when pulls up next to me, laughs and does this again! This time this poor idiot side swipped a taxi cab and wrapped his car around a pole.

In the end I wound up being the real douche by stopping to make sure he was ok, following up with a do you have insurance and everything? "No."
"well that sucks, maybe youll learn next time."
I think he got arrested for reckless driving

Red370 · 10-03-2010, 09:51 PM

not a dbag story but a cool one nonetheless, I was driving down the main street in the town on my way to wal mart to pick up some Life cereal goodness and some coax cable when a white S14 pulls alongside me, now at first I was assuming this dude was going to be a ricer doucheface and try to goad me into a street race, but instead gives me a thumbs up, so still driving along and I pull into the parking lot, park and this guy pulls up and parks in the spot to the right of me. First thing he does when he gets out is gawk at my car and tell me how awesome it is and that its the first 5.0 hes seen, I commented about how I appreciate it and that his Sylvia conversion was just as badass, he asked me if he could see the engine and so forth, and said it sounded awesome. Dude made my head feel 10 feet wide.

m4a1mustang · 10-03-2010, 09:59 PM

I always love running into genuine car guys at random. Always cool to stop and talk cars when you least expect it.

antman22 · 10-03-2010, 10:18 PM

A couple months ago I was heading home and two older teens/younger 20's guys in a riced out 240sx pulled up to me at the light. Kept on revving their engine, thinking a race was about to ensue....i look over and notice that one panel was replaced and unpainted, another panel of the car was dented. looks like this guy enjoyed racing and beating up his car at the same time. light turned green and i let him take off. i just happen to know this neighborhood and that just around the bend there are train tracks....train tracks that have a pretty sick dip. a dip that all cars will slow down to 5-10mph for, a dip that even trucks and suv's will slow down for. these guys obviously weren't from the neighborhood.
next thing i know, i see them hit the dip hard...they were probably going 50-60mph at this point and attempted to try and brake the second they realized what they were about to do, but you hear the front end scrape and sparks come from the back of their fart can muffler. i pull up to them at the next light, trying not to bust out laughing, but i do turn my head and smile a bit...they were not happy campers.

10-03-2010, 09:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
Red370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Kaiserslautern, Germany Posts: 4,391 Drives: your mom to church Rep Power: 297	not a dbag story but a cool one nonetheless, I was driving down the main street in the town on my way to wal mart to pick up some Life cereal goodness and some coax cable when a white S14 pulls alongside me, now at first I was assuming this dude was going to be a ricer doucheface and try to goad me into a street race, but instead gives me a thumbs up, so still driving along and I pull into the parking lot, park and this guy pulls up and parks in the spot to the right of me. First thing he does when he gets out is gawk at my car and tell me how awesome it is and that its the first 5.0 hes seen, I commented about how I appreciate it and that his Sylvia conversion was just as badass, he asked me if he could see the engine and so forth, and said it sounded awesome. Dude made my head feel 10 feet wide. __________________ 2011 Mustang 5.0 \| 3.55's \| Lethal Performance off road H-Pipe \| Magnaflow Muffler Delete \| JLT CAI/Bama tuned 417whp/ 404 ft/lbs

10-03-2010, 09:59 PM	#13 (permalink)
m4a1mustang A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Northern VA Posts: 55,385 Drives: on two wheels Rep Power: 6963	I always love running into genuine car guys at random. Always cool to stop and talk cars when you least expect it. __________________ - Steve Zs & Coffee - Saturdays at 10AM in Fairfax, VA and Columbia, MD (Click the banner!) LIKE us on Facebook!

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09-26-2010, 05:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
MarkeZ Base Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Allen, TX Posts: 135 Drives: 09 Nissan 370z Black Rep Power: 16	Sweet! A Dbag thread! I was driving home from work one night, I noticed headlights coming up from the rear approaching pretty quickly. I moved over to the right lane to let him fly by. It was a 350z with 2 guys probably in their late teens early 20s. I thought I was done with that experience until they hit their brakes gets even with my car revs it then take off. I didn't bite, since although I enjoy driving a fast car, I really don't like proving that I can go fast. They do this 3 times. The fourth time, the guy in the passenger side flips me off and yell something which I couldn't understand since I had the radio on pretty loud cuz i had my windows down. I just looked at him smiled and gave him a nod then they take off flying again. The only reason I caught up to these fellas was because a cop had pulled them over. As I was passing them, I slowed down, smiled and gave them a nod. Ok..I guess I was a douche for that last part but I just couldn't help it. Yeah..there was a reason why I wasn't speeding that night on that stretch of the highway.

09-26-2010, 05:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
ThoriumHotdog A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: TX Posts: 1,104 Drives: Turbo CRX si Rep Power: 17	Alright. Time for my story. This happened a few years back. It was definitely before the whole 'fast and the furious' crowd hit the streets. We were out cruising on Saturday night, watching impromptu acceleration contests, checking out cars, etc. We stopped at a light along side a couple imports. We were all talking back and forth checking out each others rides before the light changed when a silver M3 rolled up. I can't even remember what the driver looked like. I don't think I even looked at him because his car was filled with a mess of babbling blonde heads. They were definitely drunk and they were all talking **** to us. The light turned green and we all took off normally except the M3. They stayed at the light. A few seconds later they roll up hard, the driver revving, and the girls started shouting even more drunken gibberish. The M3 hits the gas and they take off. As its pulling away I see this drunken blond chick, face half smashed to the glass, holding up the Loser sign with her right hand to her forehead. True story.

09-26-2010, 09:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
bucketman Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Prairieville,LA Posts: 306 Drives: 09 Nismo 370Z MB Rep Power: 17	Here's mine. Not really d-baggery but fun none the less. I'm in my 350z and pull up along side of a GTO. We roll off from a red light and about 15-20 mph we both step in it, not super long or super high speed, but he does pull me pretty good. Stop at the next red light, he rolls down his window, looks over at me smiling. I roll down my window and shout out to him...."Man that is the fastest Cavalier I have ever seen!" He is no longer smiling and yells out "It's a GTO". Flips bird and takes off. I just laugh and roll on home.

09-26-2010, 10:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
ishthemienguy Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: california, Sacramento Posts: 124 Drives: anything Rep Power: 17	well, I was riding home on my r1 from school on a nice day and this guy in a Honda prelude pulls up to me and started revving his engine at the light. Man was it annoying it had that fart can sound and a very ugly bodykit but the next thing I noticed the guy almost stalled out trying to launch so my nice day turned to a very nice day.

09-28-2010, 05:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
Windex_ Track Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: SFV 818 LA Posts: 831 Drives: LOW N SLOW! Rep Power: 17	I was driving down the street in my IS350 when a mitsubishi lancer does a ricer fly by, slows down and keeps revving his car (which sounded like what I would imagine a hippo ****** on a penguin would sound like.) I disregarded all of his foolish antics because his car was a piece of **. The next light he tried to be slick and floored it through the turning lane and cut everyone off in the intersection. Shortly after I had caught up again just doing my thing probably listening to some terrible music when pulls up next to me, laughs and does this again! This time this poor idiot side swipped a taxi cab and wrapped his car around a pole. In the end I wound up being the real douche by stopping to make sure he was ok, following up with a do you have insurance and everything? "No." "well that sucks, maybe youll learn next time." I think he got arrested for reckless driving

10-03-2010, 10:18 PM	#14 (permalink)
antman22 Track Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Dallas TX Posts: 597 Drives: 09 PG 370z 7AT Rep Power: 17	A couple months ago I was heading home and two older teens/younger 20's guys in a riced out 240sx pulled up to me at the light. Kept on revving their engine, thinking a race was about to ensue....i look over and notice that one panel was replaced and unpainted, another panel of the car was dented. looks like this guy enjoyed racing and beating up his car at the same time. light turned green and i let him take off. i just happen to know this neighborhood and that just around the bend there are train tracks....train tracks that have a pretty sick dip. a dip that all cars will slow down to 5-10mph for, a dip that even trucks and suv's will slow down for. these guys obviously weren't from the neighborhood. next thing i know, i see them hit the dip hard...they were probably going 50-60mph at this point and attempted to try and brake the second they realized what they were about to do, but you hear the front end scrape and sparks come from the back of their fart can muffler. i pull up to them at the next light, trying not to bust out laughing, but i do turn my head and smile a bit...they were not happy campers.