The 370z Useless Thread II

HKYStormFront · 05-23-2011, 11:22 PM

nah man, they notice and call the police... ask me how i know

370zproject · 05-23-2011, 11:26 PM

lmao

Isamu · 05-23-2011, 11:55 PM

yay! parent in laws coming to town! YAY!

dixon cider · 05-23-2011, 11:56 PM

Ouch

KaienZ34 · 05-24-2011, 12:00 AM

YU-GI-A-HOE.....what, he needed the money.

Isamu · 05-24-2011, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by dixon cider

Ouch

I like both of them, so it's not a HUGE deal... the HUGE deal is that they have to stay with us. in our 1bdrm apartment... FAWK!

FL 4Motion · 05-24-2011, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by HKYStormFront

nope, i'm an SE 2wd 6spd. didn't really want/need 4wd at the time. i haven't misled anything, i never claimed it to be anything it isn't :P

yet another zdayz without you phil

You know i just love messin with ya.

Yeah, stayed home with the dog while the wife was up at ZdayZ having fun. I don't like being around people so home it was for me.

Isamu · 05-24-2011, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion

You know i just love messin with ya.

Yeah, stayed home with the dog while the wife was up at ZdayZ having fun. I don't like being around people so home it was for me.

hey, you an I, have the same taste in NISMO's

FL 4Motion · 05-24-2011, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Isamu

hey, you an I, have the same taste in NISMO's

Like I said in another thread, magnetic black is where it's at.

Isamu · 05-24-2011, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sfpearl300z

Found this add on craigslist and was bored enough to inquire a little deeper...

http://orlando.craigslist.org/pet/2375534133.html

-----Original Message-----
From: Walter Cunningham <wcunningham_1973@yahoo.com>
To: comm-k5a8n-2375412547 <comm-k5a8n-2375412547@craigslist.org>
Sent: Wed, May 11, 2011 2:14 pm
Subject: Kittens

Hi,

I was interested in taking all five kittens off your hands. How much do you want for them?

Walter

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From: Rae~Rae <xxxxxxxxxx@aol.com>
To: wcunningham_1973@yahoo.com
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 5:26 PM
Subject: Re: Kittens

why would you want all 5??..im in no rush to get rid of them,i am a foster home..

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-----Original Message-----
From: Walter Cunningham <wcunningham_1973@yahoo.com>
To: Rae~Rae <xxxxxxxxx@aol.com>
Sent: Wed, May 11, 2011 2:34 pm
Subject: Re: Kittens

Hi,

To be honest, I own a pet 9 foot male Burmese python and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him once every 4-5 days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take great care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

When would I be able to pick them up?

-Walter

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From: Rae~Rae <xxxxxxxxxx@aol.com>
To: wcunningham_1973@yahoo.com
Sent: Wednesday, May 11, 2011 5:38 PM
Subject: Re: Kittens

omg **** off u are a low like who deserves to be put away for this ****!!!!!! do NOT contact me again or i will call the cops!!!!!

LET ME TAKE UR ****IN SNAKE AND FEED IT TO MY DOGS!! HOW ABOUT THAT ONE!

*I am Strong Because i am Weak.I am Beautiful because i know my Flaws.I'm a Lover because i am a Fighter.I am Fearless because i have been afraid.I am Wise because i have been Foolish....And i can Laugh because i have known Sadness.*

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Ma'am, I highly doubt your dogs would be able to overcome the death grip of a fully grown adult male Burmese python.

I have attached a picture of Mr. Crackers for reference purposes. As you can see, he is a very leisurely, friendly family pet, no different from your dogs.

However, I would like to make you a proposition that may make this worth your time.

I am prepared to pay double your asking price for the kittens, as they are exactly what I am looking for.

-Walter

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NO Thats jus sick!

*I am Strong Because i am Weak.I am Beautiful because i know my Flaws.I'm a Lover because i am a Fighter.I am Fearless because i have been afraid.I am Wise because i have been Foolish....And i can Laugh because i have known Sadness.*

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Forgive me ma'am but I am slightly confused. I do not see the difference between feeding a pet snake a live animal and say, humans eating a cheeseburger. Someone killed that cow before you ate it. How about sushi? It's pretty close in comparison... raw meat. I just don't understand your reservation.

-Walter

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no feeding it live is just sick!!!!!!!!

*I am Strong Because i am Weak.I am Beautiful because i know my Flaws.I'm a Lover because i am a Fighter.I am Fearless because i have been afraid.I am Wise because i have been Foolish....And i can Laugh because i have known Sadness.*

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh no, I completely agree! Live feedings are just unethical!

I always euthanize the animals prior to feeding. My preferred method of euthanasia is a slow gentile half hour in our deep freezer in the garage, that guarantees long lasting flavors for Mr Crackers. You can not disagree that we both only want the absolutely best for our beloved pets.

I have cash in hand. When would I be able to pick them up tonight? I can bring Mr. Crackers if you wish!

-Walter

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Seriously..u write me again i will ****in report u and call the cops since i have ur 1st and last name and email..keep ****in tryin me.

*I am Strong Because i am Weak.I am Beautiful because i know my Flaws.I'm a Lover because i am a Fighter.I am Fearless because i have been afraid.I am Wise because i have been Foolish....And i can Laugh because i have known Sadness.*

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Haha I was just kidding this whole time! Who actually has a 9 foot Burmese python as a pet anyway? That's just ridiculous! LOL

Seriously though, when can I pick up the kittens?

-Walter

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pure epicness!

ClemsonWill · 05-24-2011, 09:44 AM

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

shadoquad · 05-24-2011, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

I hope it's you, Will. So you can carry on my message to the next generation's next generation.

That message is "bewbeez". Make them aware, friend.

ClemsonWill · 05-24-2011, 09:50 AM

kind of like man bewbeez?

98intrigue · 05-24-2011, 10:02 AM

She pointed at her boobies!

Lemers · 05-24-2011, 10:04 AM

I like women who point at boobies

05-23-2011, 11:22 PM	#5116 (permalink)
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05-23-2011, 11:26 PM	#5117 (permalink)
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05-23-2011, 11:56 PM	#5119 (permalink)
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05-24-2011, 12:00 AM	#5120 (permalink)
KaienZ34 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: LA. not L.a. Posts: 21,652 Drives: Z34 Tour/Sport Rep Power: 179	YU-GI-A-HOE.....what, he needed the money. __________________ *"These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends"* http://www.the370z.com/members/kaienz34-albums-z34.html

05-24-2011, 09:44 AM	#5126 (permalink)
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05-24-2011, 09:50 AM	#5128 (permalink)
ClemsonWill A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 12,045 Drives: a Civic VP! Rep Power: 446	kind of like man bewbeez? __________________ Slightly modded

05-24-2011, 10:02 AM	#5129 (permalink)
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05-24-2011, 10:04 AM	#5130 (permalink)
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