If I had that kind of money I would be a member of a track club

I wantz a Lambo, but I will probably end up with a GT-R.

I wants a Ferrari but I'm stuck with a 370 :p

I want a GTR but I'm stuck with a 370

I want a Koennigsegg, or a Pagani, or an Aventador, or even an RS5...but I'm stuck with a 370Z

I wanted a Reliant Robin, got stuck with a Z :(

I wanted to drive Angelina Jolie but got stuck with a Z

Lips are too big.

I'm more of a Jennifer Aniston fan

unfortunately she's getting saggy and wrinkly :(

C'est la vie.

We all get saggy and wrinkly eventually. She still looks pretty good.

yeah, she's lucky for having so many available resources to slow down aging :ugh2:

of course. she uses bukkake to keep her skin healthy.

totally saw that coming... :icon14:

Are you Claire Voyant?

... do I look like Claire Voyant to you?? :rolleyes: :p

You want me to tell you how you look? I think we've been over this ground before :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

:looking for white text: :roflpuke2:

I was tempted. But that was my one "nice to Nina" comment for today :rofl2:

awww how nice of you~ :bowrofl: now, back to being a jerk :stirthepot:

:bowrofl::roflpuke2::bowrofl:

It would be fun to drive a Reliant Robin.

Looks like it has a great turn radius.

It can take corners like no other car can. :icon17:

How many clowns can fit in the Robin

depends on how big they are...

Well there is the super tall one and and midget. You also always have the fat one then several of typical body types.

you can fit more if they're chopped up dead hookers :ugh2:

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

:ugh2:

I just saw this ad on fb... :roflpuke2:

"Want a man who can provide for you? Richmen.com only allows men with 100K + income. FREE for women. Click here to join now!"

:rofl2:

You have 8 accounts on there don't you... Don't lie... It's ok, it's not the first time I've heard of that site, shado has two, and he didn't pay for them... :icon08: Go figure... :ugh2:

:roflpuke2: no I don't... and if shado makes over 100k and has 2 accts there, how come he's still single?! :bowrofl:

No amount of money can change the fact that he's still Shado

You totally missed the part where I said he 'didn't' pay for them... :facepalm:

he's not that bad :icon17: if he was any closer, I would totally hook him up with my friends :rofl2:

:bowrofl: well sht, he needs to jump on that btch STAT!!!

:mad:
:confused:
:mad:

shadobear, your new avvy isn't helping your case, hun :roflpuke2:

Don't you talk bad about Porkins, the hero of Yavin :roflpuke2:

damm right he's porking, no doubt... :icon14: