That's what everyone says...then they drink a few days later and repeat.

IM BACK!!! Had to go see the wife!

Nooner or :gtfo2:

ive been on the phone with my boss for a long time, omg!!!! someone save me!

quickie at the BX... what what!! :bowrofl:

LoL Normally I'd call her a hooker, but since you get it tax free, well played. :tup:

Well done!

In the butt

she is such a bitch tho... she has me give her a rub down last night, and got all butt nekid... so im thinking, yea, it's go time.. nope, shut down.. mother ****.. denied

so we meet up for lunch and she is like, and i was tellin her how she was grinding against me last night.. and that she should be glad that im a gentleman and didn't take advantage of her sleepy ***.. and t hen she says to me "omg, i was so unbelievably wet this morning"...so im like your such a ******* tease woman.. and she says, "so? lol"
Im like you need to stop dreaming about bobby flay ****..

she gets that cold serious look on her face and says, "you know, your such a jerk... I only dream about you papi."
I fvcking love my wife!! she = WIN! :bowrofl::bowrofl:

:yum:

I wish, but she is like no buttsecks unless i get her supa drunk :shakes head:

Useless without pics

:worthless:

dude... look in teh hot wife thread... I think muh wife is supa dupa hot..

Yeah, 1 half pic of a face is not enough! We wants MOAR!!

I posted another.. lol

and she has a-cups so nothing to see there.. LOL

Link pls.

:( damn.

<--- boob guy.

Better than man boobs.

:wtf: you talkin about?!

Dude, its in the hot gf thread.. lol



<----assman

<--- face man

wht are you trying to say?

Do you know how many pages have prolly passed, you know the speed of internet I'm on, don't make me have to search lol

He wants it in the face...? :ugh2:

Isamu since you haven't commented on it, I guess you didn't see it. You might wanna go back and re-read this post. :stirthepot:

YOU WISH NOG!:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

:roflpuke2: :inoutroflpuke:

Now he sees it! LoL

Welcome to the world of the :ninja3:

it's still on the last page! go look lol


oh, well that I can help him with

I like a pretty face

LMAO.. pretty good man..
Just like your sister

I know man... lol

Yeah, she couldn't say the same for you. :bowrofl: :roflpuke2:

She kept giving me this pinky finger motion and said your name... I dunno what that's all about lol

there ya go lazy *** :) :bowrofl:

Just call him shorty!

Bumblebee tuna.

In college, 2 of my friends were dating (guy/girl). They broke up, but the girl told everyone his penis was short and stumpy...like a can of tuna. So the inside joke was that we'd always say bumblebee tuna in from of the guy and he never had a clue!

Girls are vidictive like that, but you know when things were good between them, she was rockin and rollin on that tuna just fine.

Do I detect a little hostility? did one of your ex's bust you out like this?

Hahaha I was thinking the same thing!

dude, My ex wanted me to fvck her best female friend in a hot three way.. well, after all was said and done, my gf's NOW EX BFF decided she wanted me, and told me to leave that dirty C*nt. and that she was a whore and I should be with her instead of my gf, and that she would move out to AZ to be with me BWHAHAAHAH
dude, the **** they said about each other was epic.. I never understood how truely ruthless bi tchs could be till that :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
it didn't help that i :stirthepot: and commented on how amazing the bff sucked ****

I was thinking this same ****...


im lucky.. all my exes kept my number, just incase they needed some lovin..
Like I always tell the ladies..

I ain't good looking and I ain't rich.. I gotta be good at something...
giggity giggity...