He just needs to put $100k+ at the lower corner and the picture will be much more attractive to the ladies.

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That was such a witty rejoinder.

If I told you my salary, even you would probably drop down and give me head.

How much you pay me? :inoutroflpuke:

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I'd pay you my full wage, 4.95 an hour.

Yes, that's below minimum wage, but I came over into the country with Jorge and Jose, and you can only make so much money hanging out at Home Depot in the morning. Although I've gotten quite good at painting fences.

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STAY ON TOPIC shado!

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What's the topic? I thought this was the "say whatever the f you want thread?"

Maybe anything that Shado says is automatically off topic?

this. :roflpuke2:

QFT's :tiphat:

:icon18::icon18::icon18: Stay on target, STAY ON TARGET :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

winning^ :tup:

:confused: must be an inside joke.

star wars is not an inside joke............

Seriously, have you not seen Star Wars? Episode IV?

wtf is star wars? like celebrities fighting each other in a private island or something?

Yeah, something like that, although adults will remember it as a great series of movies from the 70's and 80's, and it's a shame no other films were made...

NO OTHER FILMS WERE MADE

Why would you need to clarify that "NO OTHER FILMS WERE MADE"? You didn't like the Star War Holiday Special?

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You know if Porkins wasnt that fat he could have pulled up at a steeper angle and survived his untimely demise.

There was a donut on the surface of the Death Star. The Empire is crafty like that.

I thoroughly enjoyed all of the star wars movies but I have to say that I couldn't tell you one quote from them. Although I do like the name Porkins.

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I don't think I have ever seen that one. I guess I will have to add it to my netflix queue.

It's one of my favorite SciFi movies. Very deep philosophical movie.

it's highly regarded as one of the top 5 sci fi movies of all time. it's definitely in my top 5. i will say this tho, the first time i watched it, i didn't really "get it". subsequent views gave me the newfound respect for it. also, there's at least 5 different cuts of the movie. the final cut is, imo, the best cut. the theatrical release had a cheesy voiceover that the studio dubbed in after filming plus a controversial "happy ending". the directors cut ditched that but was made by the producers, not ridley scott (who is awesome!) the director. the "final cut" was the one ridley oversaw and it shows. if you have a blu ray player and a 1080p TV, it is also hands down one of the best looking blu rays on the market, even tho it's 25 years old now

And it has Harrison ford

yup and some other people that went on to be fairly famous actors, like rutger hauer

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Blade Runner ftw, really needs to be seen 2 or 3 times tho to really appreciate it fully.

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now we know what keeps ALL women away from a thread :roflpuke2: nerd-talk

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you get them bitchs Nina!

Yup, there's no women here. How ya doin', bro?

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What a bunch of douchebags :rolleyes: