did you read this, Shadobear?! :roflpuke2: someone's willing to take your volupcious booty in!!! :bowrofl:

Lady (and I use that term loosely), I've had models hanging off of these big arms. It's the magic of the hat, you just don't know. :icon17:
He's in for a shock, then. Probably thinks I'm a woman. I could pass as one in Thailand maybe :roflpuke2:

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: you use a lot of things loosely but I ain't judging :rolleyes: you can say whateva you want but PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN :tup:

and you're too gd hairy to pass as a Thai woman :roflpuke2:

:icon18::icon18::icon18::icon18:

I wouldn't cheapen the image of those gorgeous models by posting them here.

Ok, I dunt haz pictures, but I have hed beautiful women in my time. I don't keep pictures after things break down, though. I was just dancing with some beautiful Chinese girls a few weekends ago, however. They were very beautiful.


And I can shave. Razors and shaving stuff exist... But you're right, with my hairiness, I'd have a better shot of passing as a woman in Italy. :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

:icon18::icon18::icon18: bahahahaha I LOLed at the visual of you dressed up as a woman wandering around the streets of venice :roflpuke2:

that's such an oxymoron (unless you were dealing with gorgeous model-like Chinese-born MIXED girls :bowrofl:) cuz that would imply that I'm beautiful and that's an absolute BS :bowrofl: I could pass on as cute but beautiful? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't believe in racial stereotypes (ignore my posts about race). Many Chinese girls are very pretty. Just not the cute ones. :bowrofl:

I have too much fun messing with you.

Well obviously if you're pretty then you can't be cute :rofl2: its one or the other, sister! Pick one!

No there's
pretty as in sexy
pretty as in cute
And
Pretty as in pretty

Also pretty as in lets have sex!!!:hello:

I've been hitting the gym alot lately if I get any bigger I'm not gonna be able to get out of the Z

Nah uh... There's cute, pretty, beautiful, sexy, and gorgeous... And no, you cannot use more than one at the same time nor does one equal any of the others listed above :roflpuke2:

Sometimes known as "beer goggles pretty"

A girl can be cute and pretty like if she has a pretty face, but when she smiles it's cute.

:gtfo:

















jk we're just jelly :rofl2:

Now you're just describing actions :rofl2: if a girl is cute, it's because he's not good looking enough to be pretty but not bad looking either

:icon18: totally valid

He?

Anyway I disagree. I knew a lady who was very pretty and at the same time cute.

When your at the bar and you see a cute girl you buy her a drink and start a convo.:tiphat: After some drinks she becomes pretty,:happydance: and by the end of the night she's drop dead gorgeous!:ughdance:

:stirthepot:

:roflpuke2: hell I need to hang with you guys! Bahahaha

Shado, it is what it is, my friend :rofl2: just giving you the heads up on how women categorize those words :p

Pretty nice
Pretty hot
Pretty easy
Pretty fvckible
Pretty ugly

shadowkwad

:wtf2:

:wtf: ...Im not!

:bowrofl:

aww jesus, Nina is in this thread now too! fawk

:icon18:

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Oh stfu :rolleyes: you know you want me here

I know right... :shakes head:

:wtf2:

:shakes head:

About as much as I need an elbow on my arsehole... Wait.

Waiting... :stirthepot:

Aww, how cute... :icon17:

At least you got THAT right... :rolleyes:

what the fuc is going on in here?? There's a chick in here...

Mu, I don't think I'll be getting that juke after all bro. After I calmed down a bit I realized that I don't fit in it any better than the Z, and on the passenger side, even less space, so looks very strongly like we'll be getting a Rogue to replace the X as our primary dd. :mad:

I don't like the rogue, but it's comfy and gets a helluva lot beter than 15-16mpg so the $200 ish I'll be saving in gas per month will make me like it a bit more. :tup:

What's wrong with this forum and not wanting women around?! :ugh:

Guess the gay is real :roflpuke2:

oh no, I didn't mean I don't want the ladies around here at all, just surprised that you were here that's all. :tup:

:rolleyes: Uh huh... Lol jp I'm only here cuz I was talking to shadobear earlier today

I was trying to come up wiht something witty to say about you taking with Shado, but everything I was going to post sounded gay so fuc it. I hope you two had a nice, enjoyable conversation. :tup:

I'm hungry, off to eat meal #4. brb...

It's always enjoyable, though not always nice since we're almost always at each other's throats with rude comments :rofl2:

Happy eating :tup:

that's okay, you should see what we say to each other, shado has that effect.

eh, meal 4 is always the same, protien bar and 1 1/2 scoops of protein powder,nothing nom nom at all.