Piss on it to mark your territory

Im not pissing on my laptop :mad:

Then it will never really be yours.

If I piss on your laptop then will it be mine? :ugh2:

That's how the laws of the jungle work.


Welcome to the jungle baby, you're gonna die!!!!!!!

No milk will ever be our milk Lemers

My tribe is well equipped with M1s, paladins, and bradleys. Bring it on jungle -- we're ready for you.

Actually a cookie would be nice right now.

I see your puny M1's and raise you some ICBMs, and Tactical Nuclear cruise missles...
http://www.knowledgerush.com/wiki_im...MMIII_MIRV.jpg
http://www.af.mil/shared/media/photo...9999s-0015.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...gm-129_acm.jpg

Nice fvcking tank!

I figured you were going to say I see your M1s etc. and raise you a nuke. :tup:

ill go fix that!

Only if the Air Force doesn't lose the nukes first

Oops! US Air Force loses 50 nukes — RT

US hits panic button as air force ‘loses’ nuclear missiles - Times Online

well played sir. :tiphat:

pffft.. we didn't lose ****!


we got all our **** on lock down... and that crap about the missiles that flew cross country... we slapped pee pees and fixed that! pfffft

That sh!t was pretty funny though. I remember reading about that when it happened. (I was out be then). a few O's careers came to a screeching halt eh?

And after you two bastards blow up the jungle I can put it out
http://njfirepictures.smugmug.com/NE...93_Q89iv-L.jpg

oh, that reminds me. Final season of Rescue Me starts in a couple weeks. I've enjoyed watching that show, although the last season was a let down, I hope they end strong.

those silly poles
 

I just went to link a different vid about a track day, and I noticed this on youtube, pretty funny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJC8S...pvideos_sports

lol yea man... I was in Tucson when that happened.. and it was all like OH!!! :ohsnap1: :owned:

Can you imagine the pucker factor out on the runway at Barksdale when they first realized there were live nukes on that plane? :icon17:

And the wing CC's reaction at Minot when he was notified what happened?

dude, to be a fly on the wall
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

What ever happened to preflight inspections?

Check bomb bay
Empty - fly plane
Loaded with Nukes - get another plane

the checks were done, however teh system that does checks and balances for where the nukes are, was messed up and they loaded them un known to anyone. well, the pilots checked the one side and said, yup, all good... and bam, missed em

4.fly alternate plane
5.if skipping step 3, proceed directly separations desk at nearest MPF.
6.if skipping step 3 and having completed step 5...fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuu!

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S's highways.

give or take 1 or 2.

95% of all statistics are incorrect

Cite your source please

+ or - 3% :tiphat:

I'm surrounded by fvcking retards. One of my neighbors has a kid who just turned 9. He got an iPod Touch, a smartphone, and a digital camera. WTF! That's probably welfare money, too.

You should go say, "You're welcome..." :ugh2:

But I don't want to because it wasn't my choice to give them money. :shakes head:

His mom is such a loser. I'm pretty sure she fell for the d-bag father for all the wrong reasons.

:shakes head:

seize that shit government style... and then mail it to me.. I need that shit in the flood zone!! :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Rescuing....do you need it? :happydance: