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Lemers 06-20-2011 02:45 PM
My siberian husky couldnt stand the winters while we were in upstate NY. She would go 2 feet out the door to pee then go straight back inside.

HKYStormFront 06-20-2011 02:46 PM
:wtf2:

98intrigue 06-20-2011 02:58 PM
^ I saw you

HKYStormFront 06-20-2011 03:00 PM
yea a few weeks ago right? :bowrofl:

98intrigue 06-20-2011 03:43 PM
Well, other than in my dreams the past few nights...

shadoquad 06-20-2011 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 98intrigue (Post 1180191)
Well, other than in my dreams the past few nights...
:wtf2:

XwChriswX 06-20-2011 04:03 PM
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Shado's are not typically home in a temperate climate. They prefer the Tropical regions where the sweat produced by their body acts as a form of lubricant. When forced to endure sub-tropic temperatures, their appendages retract into themselves also known as 'turtling'. This makes them appear much less menacing and often times hinders them during the mating rituals.

:bowrofl:

shadoquad 06-20-2011 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1180220)
:bowrofl:
:mad:
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:roflpuke2:

XwChriswX 06-20-2011 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1180294)
:mad:
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:roflpuke2:
:tup: :happydance:

Isamu 06-20-2011 05:15 PM
will photomessage me a pikture of his penis. it looked like a dried cucumber

shadoquad 06-20-2011 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1180458)
will photomessage me a pikture of his penis. it looked like a dried cucumber
Will must be taking eXtenZe, because last time I saw it, his junk resembled a big tic tac with two tiny raisins at the side (and one massive boil).

98intrigue 06-20-2011 06:51 PM
EH?

http://i52.tinypic.com/66cieq.jpg

Lemers 06-20-2011 08:12 PM
Que?

KaienZ34 06-20-2011 10:46 PM
I am here.....Useless

Lemers 06-20-2011 11:08 PM
You can't see me!

KaienZ34 06-20-2011 11:15 PM
Dead girls like me.

370zproject 06-20-2011 11:18 PM
nice lil break i had...

Lemers 06-20-2011 11:23 PM
I rode through the desert on a horse with no name.

KaienZ34 06-20-2011 11:24 PM
I've been out for a few myself, still peeking in just not really posting much.

KaienZ34 06-20-2011 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1180999)
I rode through the desert on a horse with no name.

Could you get out of the rain?

Lemers 06-20-2011 11:29 PM
Really I'm in the desert right now. Just no horse.

Isamu 06-21-2011 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1181012)
Really I'm in the desert right now. Just no horse.
I wish I was in the desert...

Hey Lemers, you like my elite status?:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
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you know I lub you you dirty old man

fullmonty 06-21-2011 06:37 AM
Kinky

Sibze 06-21-2011 09:45 AM
Monty, go premo again. I miss you

ClemsonWill 06-21-2011 10:06 AM
Cats can produce over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs can only produce about ten.

Lemers 06-21-2011 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1181641)
Cats can produce over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs can only produce about ten.
Then why do I only hear cat meow?

shadoquad 06-21-2011 10:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1181653)
Then why do I only hear cat meow?
Because you're just leaving them alone.

I've heard all sorts of cat sounds. I know what it's like when they're starving, burning, drowning, tired of having paintballs shot at them, afraid beyond all belief...

I mean, yeah, hey, what's up with that?

Isamu 06-21-2011 11:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1181641)
my *** can produce over one hundred vocal sounds, while normal peoples can only produce about ten.
orly?
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

98intrigue 06-21-2011 11:37 AM
My boxers give off all 10 sounds...they are hilarious.

ClemsonWill 06-21-2011 11:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1181740)
orly?
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
:tup: I can also control the distance of squirt

blue660r01 06-21-2011 02:04 PM
John Cena

XwChriswX 06-21-2011 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1181792)
:tup: I can also control the distance of squirt
Reminds me of...

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1308686819

:inoutroflpuke:

ClemsonWill 06-21-2011 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1182108)
:rofl2: What the heck it that thing? Poor kid is strapped into the electric chair to take a chit.

XwChriswX 06-21-2011 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1182139)
:rofl2: What the heck it that thing? Poor kid is strapped into the electric chair to take a chit.
LoL I dunno, random googling one day.

ClemsonWill 06-21-2011 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1182141)
LoL I dunno, random googling one day.
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Lemers 06-21-2011 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1182108)
Not funny. My son has a 21st chromosome causing a condition you will know as Down's Syndrome. He needs this chair so he doesn't piss and sh!t all over the walls and himself in the bathroom.


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J/k my son is perfectly fine. Although now that I wrote the above statement I will feel like sh!t if anything happens to him that would make him need a chair like this.

98intrigue 06-21-2011 03:39 PM
Today was useless

XwChriswX 06-21-2011 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1182161)
Not funny. My son has a 21st chromosome causing a condition you will know as Down's Syndrome. He needs this chair so he doesn't piss and sh!t all over the walls and himself in the bathroom.


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J/k my son is perfectly fine. Although now that I wrote the above statement I will feel like sh!t if anything happens to him that would make him need a chair like this.
:ugh2:

Lemers 06-21-2011 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1181740)
orly?
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
I see that 12000 people are ordered to leave Minot ND due to flooding. Get your Z to high ground. Is the base evacuating?

Isamu 06-21-2011 06:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1182462)
I see that 12000 people are ordered to leave Minot ND due to flooding. Get your Z to high ground. Is the base evacuating?
nah, we live on North Hill, so we aren't in the flood zone...
and the base is 10 miles north of the town so they are also in no danger..

but hwy 83 does have one flood spot, but that's just due to excessive rain, and quick thaw


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