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sexZness 07-23-2011 01:47 PM
^ ty :) but that doesn't explain what a front door is :rofl2:

Isamu 07-23-2011 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dzel (Post 1226332)
Isamu = Isahoe lol
yea? so :)

Isamu 07-23-2011 07:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sexzness (Post 1226674)
:roflpuke2: Wtf...

But now that we're on the subject... Wtf is a front door?! :bowrofl:
v a g i n a

Lemers 07-23-2011 08:54 PM
Fobgina?

Lemers 07-23-2011 08:58 PM
So if the vagina is the front door and the a'hole is the back door. Does that make the mouth the attic door?

sexZness 07-23-2011 09:58 PM
:roflpuke2:

Isamu 07-23-2011 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1227276)
So if the vagina is the front door and the a'hole is the back door. Does that make the mouth the attic door?
pretty much, let me ask the wife...


she says, "maybe... makes sense... " :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Rooster89 07-24-2011 12:44 AM
my girlfriend says the mouth is the chimney!

Lemers 07-24-2011 01:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rooster89 (Post 1227478)
my girlfriend says the mouth is the chimney!
Why you only go down it Christmas eve?

Isamu 07-24-2011 02:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1227489)
Why you only go down it Christmas eve?
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: :ohsnap1:

Dzel 07-24-2011 10:50 AM
:icon18::icon18:

sexZness 07-24-2011 11:04 AM
bahahahahahahaha I LOLed... so hard!!!

Rooster89 07-24-2011 09:35 PM
thats explains the reindeer......... O.o

Isamu 07-24-2011 09:55 PM
*yawn*

Rooster89 07-24-2011 10:39 PM
bored?

Lemers 07-24-2011 11:19 PM
What do you expect of someone in Minot?

Isamu 07-24-2011 11:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1228442)
What do you expect of someone in Minot?
oh it was a hell of a weekend Lemers... let me tell you :bowrofl:

Lemers 07-25-2011 12:14 AM
Did you get some chimney?

Isamu 07-25-2011 03:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1228473)
Did you get some chimney?
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: oh that's priceless.. but alas, no chimney for me..

I got arrested, and had spa sex... LOL and they are not in any way connected lol
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Dzel 07-25-2011 05:16 AM
That's not what I heard Isaho

Isamu 07-25-2011 09:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dzel (Post 1228551)
That's not what I heard Isaho
well, I guess the spa sex is a result of the arrest... :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Dzel 07-25-2011 09:09 AM
:icon18:

HKYStormFront 07-25-2011 01:18 PM
:wtf2:

ClemsonWill 07-25-2011 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1228513)
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: oh that's priceless.. but alas, no chimney for me..

I got arrested, and had spa sex... LOL and they are not in any way connected lol
:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:
What the heck did you get arrested for? I'm assuming you needed the spa sex to recuperate from your cell mate initiation!

Lemers 07-25-2011 02:12 PM
didn't Minot install spas in all their jails?

ClemsonWill 07-25-2011 02:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1229141)
didn't Minot install spas in all their jails?
Minot spas = community shower with soap on a rope

Isamu 07-25-2011 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1229060)
What the heck did you get arrested for? I'm assuming you needed the spa sex to recuperate from your cell mate initiation!
speeding and some bullshit about my North Dakota state driving privilages being suspended... even tho my actual drivers license is 100% valid...
and I didn't actually see the inside of a cell... the officer took me to an ATM so i could pull out my bond money... you know how funny it was... me in handcuffs pulling money out of an ATM..:facepalm:
I was lucky my wife had made it to the town to pick me up..

and Lemers I wasn't in Minot

Isamu 07-25-2011 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1229169)
Minot spas = community shower with soap on a rope
however, I wasn't in Minot, so your logic is dumb! AH HA!! :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Majorwoody 07-25-2011 06:41 PM
Midget p0rn!!!!

shadoquad 07-25-2011 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Majorwoody (Post 1229657)
Midget p0rn!!!!
Bridget the Midget

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Lukeisback.jpg

frost 07-25-2011 06:43 PM
Midget porn is so 5 years ago, cp is back in these days. It's the new black.

SmoothZ 07-25-2011 07:06 PM
:facepalm:

frost 07-25-2011 07:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothZ (Post 1229685)
:yum:
:iagree:

shadoquad 07-25-2011 07:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 1229687)
:iagree:
cp? corneal penetration? eye sex?

:yum:

Lemers 07-25-2011 07:20 PM
CP= Colin Penetration.

shadoquad 07-25-2011 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1229698)
CP= Colin Powelltration.
http://cdn.newsone.com/files/2008/12...ressreiraq.jpg

SmoothZ 07-25-2011 07:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frost (Post 1229687)
:iagree:
I see what you did there.

Isamu 07-25-2011 07:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothZ (Post 1229738)
I see what you did there.
yo D-man! I was gonna come see you next weekend...

SmoothZ 07-25-2011 07:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1229743)
yo D-man! I was gonna come see you next weekend...
Oh? I'll be here!

Isamu 07-25-2011 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothZ (Post 1229766)
Oh? I'll be here!
werd!


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