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Lemers 06-21-2011 06:20 PM

Glad to know your in a safe area.

Isamu 06-21-2011 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1182516)
Glad to know your in a safe area.

thanks man! :tup:

Isamu 06-22-2011 12:38 AM

4 Attachment(s)
Hey Lemers, check this shit out
http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1308720755
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http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1308720755

FL 4Motion 06-22-2011 12:39 AM

/\ damn.

FL 4Motion 06-22-2011 12:40 AM

nite nite all, I'm off to curl up on the couch and watch "Salt", hope it's good.

Isamu 06-22-2011 12:54 AM

Salt was meh! but have a good night dude :tup:

Lemers 06-22-2011 08:23 AM

Nasty pics! Don't go through any low water crossings in your Z

ClemsonWill 06-22-2011 11:20 AM

Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy.

Lemers 06-22-2011 11:30 AM

Is it fishy?

ClemsonWill 06-22-2011 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1183529)
Is it fishy?

http://www.womansday.com/var/ezflow_...209-Akutaq.jpg

I'm not sure what it is! :icon17:

shadoquad 06-22-2011 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1183548)

It's dried polar bear spunk :icon17:

Lemers 06-22-2011 01:53 PM

Can't see the picture, but it sounds tasty :yum:

ClemsonWill 06-22-2011 03:00 PM

That's odd. It was there earlier now it's a red X. hhhmmm. Let me see if I can fix it.

Isamu 06-22-2011 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1183258)
Nasty pics! Don't go through any low water crossings in your Z

no sir,
klaxon alarms sounded and all of the valley is now evacuated... it's almost impossible to get to the south side of town.. aside from Broadway.. but thats the only way lol

370zproject 06-23-2011 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1183548)

:stirthepot:

Lemers 06-23-2011 12:17 AM

They are using their hand to stir. That's sanitary!

Isamu 06-23-2011 12:50 AM

mmm makes me hungry

ClemsonWill 06-23-2011 08:51 AM

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth are:-
Malboro, Coca-Cola and Budweiser -

Footloose301 06-23-2011 08:55 AM

Really?.... Malboro?

ClemsonWill 06-23-2011 09:03 AM

Thinking globally I could see it. I'm sure Marlboro is huge in eastern countries.


I was thinking that the list would be different for the USA. Walmart has to be in the top 3.

shadoquad 06-23-2011 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Footloose301 (Post 1185335)
Really?.... Malboro?

I don't doubt it. Addictive chems, and not every society is as health-conscious as ours.

XwChriswX 06-23-2011 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1185351)
Thinking globally I could see it. I'm sure Marlboro is huge in eastern countries.


I was thinking that the list would be different for the USA. Walmart has to be in the top 3.

Actually, after being in the european economy for 3 years, marlboro's weren't that popular. Most euro's smoked lucky strikes, or some other cheaper brands... they said the M's were too 'strong'... go figure.


On a side note, you can think the Grunts of WWI and WWII for introducing smoking to Europe... Until then it was not commonplace.

shadoquad 06-23-2011 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1186379)
Actually, after being in the european economy for 3 years, marlboro's weren't that popular. Most euro's smoked lucky strikes, or some other cheaper brands... they said the M's were too 'strong'... go figure.

On a side note, you can think the Grunts of WWI and WWII for introducing smoking to Europe... Until then it was not commonplace.

lol Lucky's are unfiltered and they call Reds strong?! rofl!

Anyway, I'm sure that even in this country, Marlboro itself doesn't sell as well as the light, ultra-light, and menthol offshoots, but they're all the same brand. In fact, Philip Morris is probably very profitable outside of marlboro.

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Originally Posted by website
Marlboro
Virginia Slims
Merit
Parliament
Benson &Hedges
L&M
Chesterfield
Lark
Cambridge
Basic

Selected International Brands*

Apollo Soyuz
Bond Street
Caro
Diana
f6
Kazakstan
Klubowe
Longbeach
Multifilter
Muratti
Peter Jackson
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Philip Morris
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SG
Vatra
Tobacco


ClemsonWill 06-24-2011 09:21 AM

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

:eek: My son has no knee caps!

TX_370 06-24-2011 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1187354)
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

:eek: My son has no knee caps!

:eekdance:

XwChriswX 06-24-2011 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1187354)
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

:eek: My son has no knee caps!

I could say something reeeeeeaaaaally racist, but I won't. :rofl2:

OMG a firey FIREY hell is waiting for me... :bowrofl: :roflpuke2:

fullmonty 06-24-2011 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1186389)
lol Lucky's are unfiltered and they call Reds strong?! rofl!

Anyway, I'm sure that even in this country, Marlboro itself doesn't sell as well as the light, ultra-light, and menthol offshoots, but they're all the same brand. In fact, Philip Morris is probably very profitable outside of marlboro.

For the most part in Europe the Luckies are filtered and come in Red, Light, and Ultra Light. In fact I've had a pretty hard time finding unfiltered Luckies in Europe. RJ Reynolds (Camel) is the maker of Luckies, in the US and up until a few years ago Brown and Williamson. I think for the rest of the world it's British American Tobacco Co. that does. L.S./M.F.T

shadoquad 06-24-2011 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 1187707)
For the most part in Europe the Luckies are filtered and come in Red, Light, and Ultra Light. In fact I've had a pretty hard time finding unfiltered Luckies in Europe. RJ Reynolds (Camel) is the maker of Luckies, in the US and up until a few years ago Brown and Williamson. I think for the rest of the world it's British American Tobacco Co. that does. L.S./M.F.T

This doesn't change the fact that all Europeans are gay. They only reproduce through artificial insemination. Usually it's a fag hag getting spermz from her shopping partner.

Disclaimer: This may not be true.

fullmonty 06-24-2011 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1187771)
This doesn't change the fact that all Europeans are gay. They only reproduce through artificial insemination. Usually it's a fag hag getting spermz from her shopping partner.

Disclaimer: This may not be true.

Not to change the subject but I must know, how many female, natural or man made have you artificially inseminated?

shadoquad 06-24-2011 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 1187825)
Not to change the subject but I must know, how many female, natural or man made have you artificially inseminated?

per day? strictly human? conscious/unconscious?

I'd say overall, about six per day. The cross-species ones are always the most fun.

XwChriswX 06-24-2011 02:43 PM

When asked: "How come things were so different before everything changed?"


I responded with:

Quote:

The nature of change is the definition of metamorphasis. Our mortal world is constrained by the law that no law is finite and that the absolution of "tomorrow" is nothing but a repetition of today with as slightly modified endgame. We could surmise through a matrix of every possible endgame, but it would come with the morbid conclusion that all things must end. So shall we too come to and end. This is why every thing and every one and every place is unique and we must accept, adapt and overcome these changes. For if not, then what is the purpose in even living?

:bowrofl:

shadoquad 06-24-2011 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1188009)
When asked: "How come things were so different before everything changed?"


I responded with:




:bowrofl:

lolz

coulda told them "cuz Tupac said so"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Y9-JlSRXw

Isamu 06-24-2011 03:33 PM

:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

Lemers 06-24-2011 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1188009)
When asked: "How come things were so different before everything changed?"


I responded with:




:bowrofl:

Deep thoughts from a shallow mind?

FL 4Motion 06-24-2011 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1187354)
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

:eek: My son has no knee caps!

first thing that popped into my head was at Human centipede movie where the doc removes the subjects' kneecaps...:ugh2:

Isamu 06-24-2011 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1188318)
first thing that popped into my head was at Human centipede movie where the doc removes the subjects' kneecaps...:ugh2:

:bowrofl:
I should watch that movie

Lemers 06-24-2011 08:30 PM

Free on netflix

FL 4Motion 06-25-2011 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isamu (Post 1188414)
:bowrofl:
I should watch that movie

honestly, I was disapointed with it. It was hyped up so much as being so gross, and I didn't think it was so much "worse" than many other horror films out there. I felt bad for the dog though. Poor puppy(s).

Lemers 06-25-2011 12:47 AM

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes


That must be one hell of a donkey show

blue660r01 06-25-2011 12:06 PM

Everyone GTFO of here this is my thread :mad:


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