Lol have you ever farted with your windows rolled up and the heater full blast? I use to do that to my Ex GF all the time.

Why not just take option 2. It's better than nothing.

I've been slacking on my useless fact of the day!

Honeybees have hair on their eyes.

option 2 is a no go too.. she is stingy

You know, your struggles have entertained me today. Why don't you give yourself a hand? (pun intended):icon17:

Do as she says and get a GF. Then have 3somes.

Or just get a secret pay as you go phone

lulz.. I told her when Aunt Flo leaves.... its a fuck fest! cuz I am owed due diligence! lol

:facepalm:

.

This is bad, even for you. In fact, this may be your smallest post by pixel ever, and that's saying something!!!

Don't scare me like that please.

:bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Just got back from Boston for my granpy's funeral.

I don't talk to a single family member.

I haven't seen my Boston cousins in years

sorry to hear that man, but Im a lot like Frost, I don't talk to most of my family...

Yeah, I'm in the same boat regarding door #3. :(

Sorry for your loss man.

to be honest number 3 never really did anything for me... only one chick back in tech school!

and the back door... I wish she would.. .lol I always give her shit about Vanilla :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

Sorry about your loss Lemers.

The back door is somewhat of an issue in my house but I still get to slip it in from time to time.:happydance:

I have to agree. It doesn't do much for me. But on the other hand it's just fun to say you have been in all three! Especially if they were a #3 virgin.

In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman somewhere.

"playing pool" by shootin for every pocket in one session

well, in regards to the front door, you can call me christopher columbus and the rest was just pilgrims
backdoor... no one has been there, its the final frontier... as for option 3... she said MAYBE she has like once.. and it wasnt her thing.. small mouth syndrome lol

No wonder she likes you so much. She hasn't had a real man! :icon17: I'm just messing with you!

You should make the back door your next birthday present!

Lmao

*lifts leg*..........ffffffffffffart

LOL, I would have to say she has had her share.. she just came back to the best :happydance: BWAHAHA and no, I am not implying my wife was a slut... as she likes to point out so very often it was indeed I(samu) that was infact the slut lol

and Im working on it :bowrofl::bowrofl:

:icon17:

I've never had a front door first timer, nor would I want to.

But so far I've had 5 backdoor ones.... IN A ROW!! that's bragging rights right there. Doubt this streak will last much longer, but it ain't an easy one to beat

Isamu = Isahoe lol

:tup:
*claps * then runs out

good idea project

FBNISSAN spamming the living schitt out of the board :shakes head:

:roflpuke2::bowrofl::roflpuke2:

:tup: good one, smoothz :rofl2:

I gotta admit, that was sent to me from an uncle who usually sends me political emails. I lol'd on this one.

:roflpuke2: wtf...

but now that we're on the subject... wtf is a front door?! :bowrofl:

Nice avi sexzness