Drowning in a bathtub of thought (THREAD)

XwChriswX · 08-23-2010, 12:20 PM

What if Blue = Black??

shadoquad · 08-23-2010, 12:41 PM

I once had a friend who bought a pair of robotic shoes. They were awesome, too, because he could get p*ss drunk, and the shoes were programmed to just walk him home.

Unfortunately, the shoes got bored with his sedentary lifestyle and would leave the house in the middle of the night to see new places, do new things.

Finally, the inevitable happened. They were out for a jog one night and got run over by a car. My friend was upset beyond belief. But then he went and saw a priest. The priest cheered him up a bit, because it turns out that shoes have soles.

*paraphrasing Lister from Red Dwarf*

Lemers · 08-23-2010, 10:04 PM

If a couple get married in Kentucky then move the Texas and get a divorce, are the still brother and sister?

Xan · 08-23-2010, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse_Hunter

I would say I may have a small case of A.D.D., and to be honest I think of some crazy **** from time to time. I designed this thread for everyone to post random things they think about, life questions, ideas, etc.

I'll start with.......

Why is it that out of all the drug dealing professions, Meth is the only drug where I've never seen a well groomed sucessful dealer driving a Porsche? No matter how much **** you conjure up in your basement, you're still broke and you still look like a dirty wizard.

The two things in your post are linked... Meth is a medicine for ADHD...
Desoxyn® CII <br/>(methamphetamine hydrochloride tablets, USP)

ishthemienguy · 08-31-2010, 02:33 PM

if you guys play modern warfare 2 you might understand but, sometimes if I play too much of MW2 I have dreams where I'm the character in the game playing and sniping people...

fullmonty · 08-31-2010, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ishthemienguy

if you guys play modern warfare 2 you might understand but, sometimes if I play too much of MW2 I have dreams where I'm the character in the game playing and sniping people...

You're not the only one. For about the entire week a couple weeks ago each dream whether it was MW2 related or not took place in one of the maps

Lemers · 08-31-2010, 08:47 PM

I lived in some of the maps for a year.

fullmonty · 09-01-2010, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemers

I lived in some of the maps for a year.

And I'm gonna give you a rep for that Captain

Lemers · 09-01-2010, 09:21 AM

I'll be a MAJ on Thursday

08-23-2010, 12:20 PM	#16 (permalink)
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08-23-2010, 12:41 PM	#17 (permalink)
shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3885	I once had a friend who bought a pair of robotic shoes. They were awesome, too, because he could get pss drunk, and the shoes were programmed to just walk him home. Unfortunately, the shoes got bored with his sedentary lifestyle and would leave the house in the middle of the night to see new places, do new things. Finally, the inevitable happened. They were out for a jog one night and got run over by a car. My friend was upset beyond belief. But then he went and saw a priest. The priest cheered him up a bit, because it turns out that shoes have soles. paraphrasing Lister from Red Dwarf*

08-31-2010, 02:33 PM	#20 (permalink)
ishthemienguy Base Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: california, Sacramento Posts: 124 Drives: anything Rep Power: 15	if you guys play modern warfare 2 you might understand but, sometimes if I play too much of MW2 I have dreams where I'm the character in the game playing and sniping people...