Drowning in a bathtub of thought (THREAD)

Jesse_Hunter · 06-28-2010, 04:04 AM

I would say I may have a small case of A.D.D., and to be honest I think of some crazy **** from time to time. I designed this thread for everyone to post random things they think about, life questions, ideas, etc.

I'll start with.......

Why is it that out of all the drug dealing professions, Meth is the only drug where I've never seen a well groomed sucessful dealer driving a Porsche? No matter how much **** you conjure up in your basement, you're still broke and you still look like a dirty wizard.

fullmonty · 06-28-2010, 07:15 AM

l0lz @ dirt wizard

nogoodname · 06-28-2010, 07:18 AM

Jesse_Hunter · 06-28-2010, 09:07 PM

Although I am infact a NON-Smoker, I still prefer the smoking section at resturants.

Lets face it, the other areas are depressing and lifeless.....

antennahead · 06-28-2010, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse_Hunter

Although I am infact a NON-Smoker, I still prefer the smoking section at resturants.

Lets face it, the other areas are depressing and lifeless.....

It's like hanging out at a bar that allows smoking versus one that doesn't ................ the non-smoking one is easier to breathe, and the smoking one is lot's more fun

Lemers · 06-28-2010, 09:14 PM

I'm a non smoker too but you've got to admit that smoking always gives you an icebreaker with any conversation. "you've got a light?"

fullmonty · 06-28-2010, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemers

I'm a non smoker too but you've got to admit that smoking always gives you an icebreaker with any conversation. "you've got a light?"

I have used this many a time actually.

Jesse_Hunter · 06-29-2010, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemers

I'm a non smoker too but you've got to admit that smoking always gives you an icebreaker with any conversation. "you've got a light?"

I use "Ok you can buy me a drink, just don't go thinking I'm easy."

Windex_ · 06-29-2010, 01:54 AM

Heres something that often plagues my mind.... Why dont sheep shrink in the rain?

Jesse_Hunter · 08-13-2010, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Windex_

Heres something that often plagues my mind.... Why dont sheep shrink in the rain?

HA HA!

WHy is it that "positive" is only bad when it's coming from a doctor?

Pirate Zee · 08-13-2010, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Windex_

Heres something that often plagues my mind.... Why dont sheep shrink in the rain?

The lanolin in their coat.

The poor bastards do collapse with all that wool in the rain.

-The More You Know-

Isn't it interesting to be among so many 370Z while on the forum, but on the road you're one of so few and get gawked at?

CervanteZ · 08-14-2010, 02:22 PM

Traffic lights: Why is it that every time I "inch in" to get a head start, it only turns green when I apply the brake?

350z: I used to own one... was I that much of a douche to people?

Traffic: Why do people drive on lane #4 then move to lane 1 or 2, only to slow down the rest of the traffic?

Lemers · 08-14-2010, 04:08 PM

Traffic lights: why is it everytime I'm in a hurry I get every red light on the way

airfairs: if the world is getting smaller why are airfairs going up?

Why would you follow a star if you get caught between the moon and new York city? Even the closest star is out of the way of either destination.

Jesse_Hunter · 08-23-2010, 02:32 AM

There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth.

Lemers · 08-23-2010, 08:27 AM

What if dog was actually spelled C-A-T?

06-28-2010, 04:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jesse_Hunter Track Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Denton,TX Age: 37 Posts: 738 Drives: 07' Sky Redline Rep Power: 365	Drowning in a bathtub of thought (THREAD) I would say I may have a small case of A.D.D., and to be honest I think of some crazy ** from time to time. I designed this thread for everyone to post random things they think about, life questions, ideas, etc. I'll start with....... Why is it that out of all the drug dealing professions, Meth is the only drug where I've never seen a well groomed sucessful dealer driving a Porsche? No matter how much you conjure up in your basement, you're still broke and you still look like a dirty wizard. __________________ Check out my digital art/photo art!**

06-28-2010, 07:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
fullmonty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Dirty Jersey Posts: 7,762 Drives: 370 Touring/Sport Rep Power: 33	l0lz @ dirt wizard __________________

06-28-2010, 09:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jesse_Hunter Track Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Denton,TX Age: 37 Posts: 738 Drives: 07' Sky Redline Rep Power: 365	Although I am infact a NON-Smoker, I still prefer the smoking section at resturants. Lets face it, the other areas are depressing and lifeless..... __________________ Check out my digital art/photo art!

06-28-2010, 09:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 52	I'm a non smoker too but you've got to admit that smoking always gives you an icebreaker with any conversation. "you've got a light?" __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

08-14-2010, 02:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
CervanteZ Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Cali Posts: 133 Drives: 2009 370z PW AUTO Rep Power: 15	Traffic lights: Why is it that every time I "inch in" to get a head start, it only turns green when I apply the brake? 350z: I used to own one... was I that much of a douche to people? Traffic: Why do people drive on lane #4 then move to lane 1 or 2, only to slow down the rest of the traffic? __________________

06-28-2010, 07:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
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06-29-2010, 01:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
Windex_ Track Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: SFV 818 LA Posts: 831 Drives: LOW N SLOW! Rep Power: 15	Heres something that often plagues my mind.... Why dont sheep shrink in the rain?

08-14-2010, 04:08 PM	#13 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 52	Traffic lights: why is it everytime I'm in a hurry I get every red light on the way airfairs: if the world is getting smaller why are airfairs going up? Why would you follow a star if you get caught between the moon and new York city? Even the closest star is out of the way of either destination. __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

08-23-2010, 02:32 AM	#14 (permalink)
Jesse_Hunter Track Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Denton,TX Age: 37 Posts: 738 Drives: 07' Sky Redline Rep Power: 365	There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth. __________________ Check out my digital art/photo art!

08-23-2010, 08:27 AM	#15 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 52	What if dog was actually spelled C-A-T? __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

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