Saving the World... one drop of gas at a time!!

MightyBobo · 05-28-2010, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Carno

Sure you could improve it... put a Marine in the cockpit

But how will we dumb down the cockpit? Change the buttons from, "Dispense ordinance" to "BLOW **** UP HOOOAH!"

Volcom370Z · 05-28-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MightyBobo

But how will we dumb down the cockpit? Change the buttons from, "Dispense ordinance" to "BLOW **** UP HOOOAH!"

It would be more like those toys that kids have with the really big buttons that are different colors... one to take off, one to drop bombs, one to land, and the others are just for attracting attention ("ooo its shiny")

Carno · 05-28-2010, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MightyBobo

But how will we dumb down the cockpit? Change the buttons from, "Dispense ordinance" to "BLOW **** UP HOOOAH!"

Haha, well don't confuse us with the Army. The AF at one time actually offered to give their A-10 fleet to the Army, but slow as she goes, even that was too fast for a soldier to keep up with. Plus they're much happier with helos because the only way they know when ****'s going south is when the big spinny thing on top stops spinning.

In any case, not even a zoomie could understand the phrase "Dispense ordnance" (too many syllables), they have their pickle buttons colored red, just like ours

But speaking of buttons in the cockpit, I got the chance to **** around in the new F-35 simulator, and there's actually a switch that is labeled "Auto-recover" for when you go out of control. Of course it's not much harder in a Hornet since you just have to neutralize the controls (although the Hornet is so hard to go OCF that if you are, you're probably missing a wing).

MightyBobo · 05-28-2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Carno

Haha, well don't confuse us with the Army. The AF at one time actually offered to give their A-10 fleet to the Army, but slow as she goes, even that was too fast for a soldier to keep up with. Plus they're much happier with helos because the only way they know when ****'s going south is when the big spinny thing on top stops spinning.

In any case, not even a zoomie could understand the phrase "Dispense ordnance" (too many syllables), they have their pickle buttons colored red, just like ours

But speaking of buttons in the cockpit, I got the chance to **** around in the new F-35 simulator, and there's actually a switch that is labeled "Auto-recover" for when you go out of control. Of course it's not much harder in a Hornet since you just have to neutralize the controls (although the Hornet is so hard to go OCF that if you are, you're probably missing a wing).

Rofl, touche on the helo's. It was funny, some people were making airplane noises in my workcenter (Im in a mixed service area), and some Army guys were around. So I chime in proudly, "Im a Blackhawk! Fupfupfupfup BOOOOM"

F35's do look sweet, as long as they arent a total pig - I know weight has been its issue...

Carno · 05-28-2010, 01:53 PM

Yeah, plus that and the fact that it's so loud that they think it might screw with people's organs

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Carno Base Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Jacksonville Beach, FL Posts: 113 Drives: 09 370Z Rep Power: 17	Yeah, plus that and the fact that it's so loud that they think it might screw with people's organs