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JARblue 10-14-2020 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3965389)
Went out bar hopping one night. There was Larry the driver, me riding shotgun, and Franky in the back. About midnight, we ended up in Morgantown WV. Home of WVU. Big college town. Stopped at a bar to pick up a couple of 6 packs. The bar was kind of out of the way. We had no idea where we was at. In the bar, paying for our beer. A girl walks up to us and asked where we've been, and where we're heading to. Larry said that we really don't have any plans. She said that she knows a good bar to go to. So 4 of us climb back into the van and off we go. Larry's driving, me shotgun, and Franky in the back with the girl. About 5 minutes into the ride, I look back and see Franky and the girl sucking face. No big deal. About 10 minutes later, I hear someone moaning. Look back and Franky is getting some head. :rofl2: About 10 minutes later, Franky is screaming at the top of his lungs. :eek: He's screaming.......THIS BITCH GOT A BIGGER DICKK THEN I DO!!!!!!:eek::eek: :rofl2: Larry locks up the brakes. I'm into the dash, Franky and who knows what is now in the front with us. Franky grabs "it" and throws "it" up against the rear doors. He opens the doors and throws "it" out in the middle of the road. Larry punched the gas, and we are rolling again. Stopped at gas station to get our thoughts together. Larry and me are LOFAO at Franky. He is beat red, threating to kill us if we ever tell anyone about this. Then he says that he could drink a gallon of gasoline and never get the taste out ever. :rofl2: Good times. :tup: :rofl2:
You should send Franky a link to this post :icon17:

JARblue 10-14-2020 03:54 PM
I thought about not voting and this happened:

Warning: some NSFW language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pSh0VAVYn4

madwi 10-14-2020 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3965379)
I sent him a note this morning, but no answer yet.
Doing ok. texted him this morning and told him it was I who sent all the ugly nurses. :icon17:

Rusty 10-14-2020 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3965394)
That story will never ever not be funny. I am LMAO!!!!:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:
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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3965395)
That’s some funny stuff right there ...:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:
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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3965398)
You should send Franky a link to this post :icon17:
45 yrs later, we still talk about that night. Franky still gets beat red.

I did not live a sheltered life. :tup: I'm surprised that I survived my youth. Some of the stupid stuff that me and my friends got away with. :shakes head: It wasn't hold my beer and watch this. It was hold my 5th and watch this. :shakes head: I had some real characters for friends. :eek:

Franky's nick name is Gumby. He had to have all of his teeth pulled in high school. He hated his false teeth with a passion. He hardly had them in. He gummed his food to eat. So someone called him Gumby for gumming his food, and it stuck. :rofl2:

Rusty 10-14-2020 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3965408)
Doing ok. texted him this morning and told him it was I who sent all the ugly nurses. :icon17:
You did him a favor. He loves ugly nurses. The uglier, the better.

madwi 10-14-2020 06:12 PM
Man, wtf?! I know I get paid by the hour but this sucks; "walk around the hospital and get me a count and size of all the TVs that are not in patient rooms." :mad: I musta pissed in the boss' Wheaties without knowing what I was doing.

Rusty 10-14-2020 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3965413)
Man, wtf?! I know I get paid by the hour but this sucks; "walk around the hospital and get me a count and size of all the TVs that are not in patient rooms." :mad: I musta pissed in the boss' Wheaties without knowing what I was doing.
That's what we call a "neck down job". No thinking required. :tup:

Rusty 10-14-2020 06:22 PM
I checked my catch cans today. I found very little oil in them. So I was wondering if I was pulling a vacuum through them. So I pulled out the dip sticks and put a vacuum gauge in the holes. Hot idle, I was pulling 10 inches of vacuum in each can. Wonder what everyone is getting? At least I know that they are working.

Rusty 10-14-2020 06:24 PM
Got another Bell diff brace modded. :tup: It gets shipped on Friday.

jchammond 10-14-2020 06:28 PM
And tonight’s featured special “Seminole Uprising” :tup:

Definitely not FSU :icon17:

BoneZ 10-14-2020 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3965291)
hey bonez.
Are you a working stiff tonight?

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Rusty 10-14-2020 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3965418)
And tonight’s featured special “Seamen Uprising” :tup:

Definitely not FSU :icon17:
fify


:nutswinger:

Rusty 10-14-2020 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3965419)
Are you a working stiff tonight?

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He's working in the morgue tonight.

BoneZ 10-14-2020 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3965421)
He's working in the morgue tonight.
Tasty

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madwi 10-14-2020 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3965421)
He's working in the morgue tonight.
The morgue is only a few doors down from the office!

madwi 10-14-2020 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3965419)
Are you a working stiff tonight?

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no erection atm, oh wait thats not what you asked... Yeah, manual labor. Suppose I could use the exercise.

madwi 10-14-2020 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3965415)
That's what we call a "neck down job". No thinking required. :tup:
That is true. I printed the hospital blueprints out on 11x18 paper. Gonna toss a red X on the map with the size next to it, done.

madwi 10-14-2020 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3965421)
He's working in the morgue tonight.
I honestly wouldnt mind working in there if it meant the only people I had to deal with are the dead. Them mofos dont ask me **** when I am balls deep in a whitepaper or racking my brain on a problem.

madwi 10-14-2020 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3965412)
You did him a favor. He loves ugly nurses. The uglier, the better.
I did request they stop shaving their upper lips. :tup:

Spoiler 10-14-2020 07:14 PM
I just hit he Ghost up and I think he maxed......

Rusty 10-14-2020 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3965428)
I did request they stop shaving their upper lips, and every place else. :tup:
fify

jchammond 10-14-2020 07:32 PM
“The Doolins Of Oklahoma” is the special feature of tonight....someone goofed :ugh2:

eastwest2300 10-14-2020 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3965418)
And tonight’s featured special “Seminole Uprising” :tup:

Definitely not FSU :icon17:
i 'ont like you any mo duude.:icon14:

eastwest2300 10-14-2020 07:58 PM
vacation is over itches, its back to the crystal palace tomorrow.

jwick 10-14-2020 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3965392)
Nice set of gearwrench mid-length 3/8 metric socketZ.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...6f5ee3504b.jpg

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I’m a sucker for GearWrench ****

madwi 10-14-2020 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3965434)
I’m a sucker for GearWrench ****
I cant complain about the items I have from them. JC loves his ratcheting wrenches from them too.

BoneZ 10-14-2020 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3965433)
vacation is over itches, its back to the crystal palace tomorrow.
Sup brother?

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eastwest2300 10-14-2020 08:27 PM
mr. bonez, how you doing duude.

eastwest2300 10-14-2020 08:27 PM
im doing good my bro... im too blessed to be stressed..

eastwest2300 10-14-2020 08:28 PM
might drive the Z into work tomorrow (depending on when the tropical downpours arrive).. we'll see. :ugh:

Rusty 10-14-2020 08:35 PM
Hump Day Reps :tiphat:

Rusty 10-14-2020 08:37 PM
Guess who joined the maxed out rep group?





Ghostvette..........:tup:

eastwest2300 10-14-2020 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3965444)
Guess who joined the maxed out rep group?





Ghostvette..........:tup:
:ugh2::ugh2:

BoneZ 10-14-2020 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3965440)
mr. bonez, how you doing duude.
My words are true and breath minty fresh.

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madwi 10-14-2020 10:20 PM
Chef treating me well tonight! Ribeye steak with sauted onions and mushrooms. :rock: Life is good.

BettyZ 10-14-2020 10:36 PM
Sister is looking for a winch and bumper for her Wrangler JK. Anyone have any thoughts/preferences?

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madwi 10-14-2020 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3965453)
Sister is looking for a winch and bumper for her Wrangler JK. Anyone have any thoughts/preferences?

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Ive been outta the Jeep game for 20 years now. Fl4motion is a big Jeeper I think.

1alexie 10-15-2020 01:18 AM
Drive it on my way today, I do it every weekday since my truck is configured for off-road adventures.

jchammond 10-15-2020 04:02 AM
:ugh:

Rusty 10-15-2020 04:03 AM
:hello:

I'z up. :yawn:

Again :yawn:

I'z be tired. :yawn:

My bed is callin' my name. :yawn:

I'z need more sleep. :yawn:


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