He's vapor locking. His balls is covering his azzhole.

I tired. Been non stop at work. Come home and work on the bathroom.

hang in there dude.:iagree:

peace and love dudes.

Handful of Bayer Back and Body, and I will feel fine. :tup:

I wish I have a regular sized American Joe! I need a white Chick to go along an Australian chick all at the same time.

Some guys are lucky!;):rolleyes:

Im jealous I only have ear wax!

Whats with you and bathrooms???...no wonder you have certain passionate affection to EW with his Panus and bathroom both are inseparable!

Remodeling the basement bathroom. Taking everything out, and starting from scratch. New plumbing, wiring, toilet, vanity, shower. Making it look nice.

You need wheelbarrow full of steroids to grow up. But then the side effects will get you. Roid rage and your nuts will dry up and fall off. You already got the rage.

But Melord I was kneeling when we had that epic photo shoot from your lovely wife!

Yea, you had that broom stick up your azz to keep you from hunching over. In a way, you kind of reminded me of Jalapeno on a Stick.

i believe in you dude..:iagree:

G'morning everyone :hello:

Headed to Houston for the day :tup:

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Morning Jar :hello:

Playing with my wood in the front yard...again :ugh2:

Headed for the countertop cammer & hand out treats for the pusky’s :tup:
Planning to be getting busy outside 7:30/8 :iagree:

That's called public indecency in many places :ugh:

:hello: Morning Errbody

Spoiler must have overslepted :wtf2:

Dont wake up an old man...specially when one is dreaming of bacon.

Good morning JC and Spoiler?

Good morning Jar

Your gonna play with your organ again?

Morning Zoren :hello:

Good Hand Washing Tuesday Morning All. 84* for the high with 0% chance of rain but more clouds today with a chances of rain starting tomorrow. Not much on the list for today other than the usual. So after coffee going to get thing rocking. Have a good one guys. Stay Safe, Stay Positive and keep Washing those Hands. :tup:

Making some progress :ugh2:

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Dude let me know when the floods is coming so I can bring pairs of animals!
Just text me ok...Noah

Hola 'itches! Remember to buy some May oil futures today! At -$37, the seller literally has to pay you to take the barrel.

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I just bought a bunch of oil barrels from a Nigerian Prince. He is paying me a cool million dollars for them. I just have to pay an upfront handling fee of $400 :tup: :tup:

Morning friends! Have a safe and pleasant day, wherever you are. Remember only to lick surfaces that have been sanitized.

Jar, hook me up with your “guy” I’d like a piece of that action :ugh2:

Good morning Z freakz,
It’s going to be a cool one around here today: partly sunny, high 36*
Hard to believe it’s going to be almost 50* cooler than over at god speeds
Enjoy :hello:

Good morning everyone!:hello:Looks like its going to be another busy day for me.Seems like the gumbment money is helping out.:tup:

I think my little donkey got covid19 ....this morning when I woke up it wasn’t doing its normal flag ceremony!!! :eekdance:

I think I need to file for disability for ED inability to puncture secondary to pandemic.

How does that sound as to medical diagnosis codes M69.88?

Any Medical encoders in here?

Well he is paying me a million dollors in exchange for barrels of spring water and rolls of TP!!

Well I didn’t commit to the TP but offered an alternative dozens of used socks from a football team!

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I'z up. :yawn:

Need to go back to bed. :yawn:

Yesterday, came home from work with the A/C on in the truck. For tonight, they are calling for freeze warning. :icon14: Glad I haven't planted anything in the garden yet.

The price of West Texas crude hit 1 cent a barrel. Wonder when we will see a drop at the pumps. Regular is $2.11 a gallon here. 93 is $2.69.

Good Morning Ya'll! Been busy the last couple of days doing nothing in particular. The wife and I went to Las Vegas on Saturday and drove the strip. It was weird as hell. There were only a few people out and about. We saw a couple of guys jogging, a family out riding their bikes, a couple walking their dog and a handful of photographers. It was eerily quite!!! No honking horns, loud music, crowd noises or any of the normal stuff. I was really funny as there were only small groups of cars cruising the strip all doing the same thing. I our covey of four cars we all were driving at about 5 mph just taking in the sites and taking pictures. I will post a couple in a bit.

Damn, I should have bought that hood that's in Houston, then you could have added it to your pile in the garage for me to pick up later. :stirthepot:

I havent bought gas in a while..lol But I was passing a Chevron and noticed that regular unleaded is 2.95/gal :icon14: