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Originally Posted by JARblue

I've always felt that if I'm going to make a deal with some form of superior being, I gotta keep it realistic. Worst thing you can do is overpromise something to an omnipotent being. They'll deny your request before you even finish it.

My prayers are typically in the form of, "God if you do ______, I'll flush the toilet next time I'm in a public bathroom" or "God if you do ______, I will try to not get angry at the next customer service rep I speak to on the phone." You know, try and keep it within the realm of reason

Originally Posted by bunk

Well, making a deal with God isnt exactly encouraged, but desperate times calls for desperate measures.

Originally Posted by JARblue

I've never been in a foxhole, so I don't even know what desperate is. I was thinking more like praying for a made field goal or traffic to clear up or something

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Trust me, you never want to be in a fighting hole (foxhole).

Your azzhole is trying it's level best to climb up inside you....

Originally Posted by JARblue

I've never been in a foxhole, so I don't even know what desperate is. I was thinking more like praying for a made field goal or traffic to clear up or something

Originally Posted by BettyZ

Never been in a foxhole but you've been in plenty of manholes... either a sewer worker, or in the Navy.

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