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Spoiler 03-27-2020 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3918919)
Heres a mask for you ....to keep you safe.
Hmmm, I don’t think that’s a real mask... something smells funny here... :mad:

Rusty 03-27-2020 11:31 AM
On the way to work. I just about ran over a state trooper. :eek: Crested the top of a hill with a turn on top doing about 65 in a 45. The trooper was putting flares down and walking back to his car. Looked over on the right. Someone had crashed over the guard rail, flipped a couple of times and landed right side up. Didn't see any other cars around. Just the trooper. Hardly any skid marks on the road. But the road was wet from the rain.

bunk 03-27-2020 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3918952)
Hmmm, I don’t think that’s a real mask... something smells funny here... :mad:
:rofl2:

JARblue 03-27-2020 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3918954)
On the way to work. I just about ran over a state trooper. :eek: Crested the top of a hill with a turn on top doing about 65 in a 45. The trooper was putting flares down and walking back to his car. Looked over on the right. Someone had crashed over the guard rail, flipped a couple of times and landed right side up. Didn't see any other cars around. Just the trooper. Hardly any skid marks on the road. But the road was wet from the rain.
I called 311 the other day on a dumbass construction worker stepping out onto Parmer Lane (60 mph) to tell people to move over a lane using just his hands. He wasn't even wearing a damn construction vest!! Good way to get killed :shakes head:

eastwest2300 03-27-2020 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3918954)
On the way to work. I just about ran over a state trooper. :eek: Crested the top of a hill with a turn on top doing about 65 in a 45. The trooper was putting flares down and walking back to his car. Looked over on the right. Someone had crashed over the guard rail, flipped a couple of times and landed right side up. Didn't see any other cars around. Just the trooper. Hardly any skid marks on the road. But the road was wet from the rain.
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

eastwest2300 03-27-2020 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3918956)
I called 311 the other day on a dumbass construction worker stepping out onto Parmer Lane (60 mph) to tell people to move over a lane using just his hands. He wasn't even wearing a damn construction vest!! Good way to get killed :shakes head:
he wasnt being very wise duude.. :facepalm:

onzedge 03-27-2020 11:51 AM
New Door Mat:

http://scontent.fsac1-1.fna.fbcdn.ne...7a&oe=5EA34F58

eastwest2300 03-27-2020 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3918961)
New Door Mat
:mad::mad:

Memphis370Z 03-27-2020 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3918945)
:iagree:
:tiphat:

JLarson 03-27-2020 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3918738)
no my butthole falling out... thats what duude...
Your own words! I was just trying to support a brother in peril! We need to get that butthole back where it belongs - somewhere far from where anyone can see/smell it!

eastwest2300 03-27-2020 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3918966)
Your own words! I was just trying to support a brother in peril! We need to get that butthole back where it belongs - somewhere far from where anyone can see/smell it!
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

:icon14:

Zoren 370 03-27-2020 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3918913)
Okay okay... I realize that those of us at home are bored and trying to create some fun however we can.... But whichever one of you sick-o’s is live streaming off of EW’s colon cam, quit sending me the damn pictures...

I am blocking everyone of you funny fuggers on my phone right now... :mad:

I ‘ont like it duudes...

Who ever sent that live stream is one sick old sun of Bithz!

That’s deplorable!


Poor Spoiler he must be eating lunch of bacon when some of you sent that!

madwi 03-27-2020 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3918961)
https://media.boingboing.net/wp-cont...12/WYhv0G2.jpg

Rusty 03-27-2020 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3918966)
Your own words! I was just trying to support a brother in peril! We need to get that butthole back where it belongs - somewhere far from where anyone can see/smell it!
Drapped over his shoulders.

eastwest2300 03-27-2020 02:29 PM
im tell'n duude. :ugh:


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