Oh........chit.........I just got a telegram from Western Union from the asylum. It says that Zoren escaped. Not to have any contact with him because he has a monkey virus in his azz that he got from a hamster. Also said that someone from a Z form sent him the hamster. The hamster was fearing for it's life.

So.......who here has an azz monkey and a hamster? Hmmmmm

Well a snitch ( like Judas but his name starts with
an R) told me about the medical condition of Spoiler and I pleaded to have 48 hrs pass just to visit and check on him.

The poor guy have a lot of some kind of organism pollinating his Azz. They said he had it years ago when he was 19 years old while having drinking spree with bunch of red necks and they molested him one after the other.., you know that scene when Jodi Foster got nailed on the pin ball machine?

It’s terrible man he is currently having psychiatric therapy from the ordeal he went through.

But Im glad his spirits are high and hoping to go to Zday but he has to bring a donut seat at all times.

The psychiatrist said he has Harvey Weinstein syndrome.

Zoren, you should use the insurance money to put a down payment on a C8

just got back from a little over 5 mile run.. nismo is zonked.. me, im feel'n good duudes.

Well thought about that but my future career is more important. Im saving up for a penile implant as soon I get paroled in the asylum.
I do want to have a career at the adult industry.

They need Asian male for a R rated movie “ Enter the Dragon Azz”

Well thank you for the advice.

Once I get my implant Im sure it would be bigger than that monkey of Spoiler! Im so excited! I’ll post pictures when Jar is napping at work.

Inside brewing my morning coffee :rolleyes:
Found an old shriveled up paper filter (last one) and that biatch layed over to the side & fubarred up :shakes head:
Managed to screen & salvage a bit, but didn’t get the job done :wtf2:
Bout to pour up :tup:

Been to Lowe’s & Publix this morning :ugh2:
About once a month Publix has 10$ off gas cards w/50$ purchase :tup:
Those are tax free; so it’s like only paying $1.59 per gallon for cheap gas vs. the 1.99 regular price :tiphat:
Drive 1,000 miles on $40 worth of gas :tup:

Oh I see copying the defense of your boss from above after satisfying himself with Stormy Daniels!

You got to love Politics.

duudes.

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Anyone know how to remove this type of retaining clip?

try a flat-head to pry the clip open and maybe slide it off?

Pull the center piece out & away from center stud & then slide to the side...there will be a larger hole on backside. Slide across it & pull it offhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...ffdf37b5e0.jpg


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It’s spring steel; so it takes a little effort :ugh2:

The corrosion looks almost like these zinc coated bolts I’m removing :nutswinger: