Nissan 370Z Forum - The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXV

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Zoren 370

03-06-2020 08:22 AM

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Did the BMW that your wife rear-ended looked like this?

This happened last Friday while I sit on a stop light watching porn and a 17 year old text savy hit me from behind.

I was life flighted to the ER because I had terrible cramps in my Azs from the impact.

Talk about bad confessions!

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bunk	03-06-2020 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3913329)

Whoa, you're alive! Somewhere, an anus is missing its Hamster occupant!

Ew was MIA for a while, then Zoren shows up.. .hmmm... coincidence?

Ghostvette

03-06-2020 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3913331)

Ew was MIA for a while, then Zoren shows up.. .hmmm... coincidence?

and after EW shart'd himself.......:inoutroflpuke:

bunk	03-06-2020 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3913330)

Dang man... that looks pretty bad. All jokes aside, hope all is well.

bunk	03-06-2020 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3913332)

and after EW shart'd himself.......:inoutroflpuke:

:icon18:

Zoren 370

03-06-2020 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3913331)

Ew was MIA for a while, then Zoren shows up.. .hmmm... coincidence?

He is in Miami now right? We had a little intercourse...I mean interaction just to catch up on some thing! Sorry my brain is still shaken up like milkshake from the accident.

Yes JL Im still alive “bad deeds” are hard to kill old timers say.

bunk	03-06-2020 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3913335)

He is in Miami now right? We had a little intercourse...I mean interaction just to catch up on some thing!

Oh yeah. No wonder he was so excited to move to FL! Mystery solved!

Rusty

03-06-2020 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3913335)

fify

Zoren 370

03-06-2020 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3913339)

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Dude are you jealous buy your own Ky-jelly!

Rusty

03-06-2020 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3913340)

Dude are you jealous buy your own Ky-jelly!

Everyone here used astroglide. Get with the times.

redondoaveb

03-06-2020 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3913315)

There was a stretch of 5 months when I had to work in New York/New Jersey. 3 weeks on the east coast, one week home. It sucked, but the perks,,,,, my boss let me expense my gf's plane ticket to the east coast once a month. :happydance:

Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just box up the blow up doll and ship it? :ugh2:

JLarson

03-06-2020 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3913342)

Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just box up the blow up doll and ship it? :ugh2:

Yeah and fire up a sitcom in the background if you're missing the laugh track

Zoren 370

03-06-2020 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3913341)

Everyone here used astroglide. Get with the times.

Are you forgetting something buddy you put me in asylum for a long time!
Goodness does that one comes with peppermint flavor???

Zoren 370

03-06-2020 09:48 AM

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redondoaveb;3913342]Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just box up the blow up doll and ship it? :ugh2:[/QUOTE]

I agree... this one is for Bunk I do have a lot of connections with beautiful asian hotties I can fly them over and book you for a month of pleasure.
No need to fly in your GF.

Just let me know whom do you like. Just pm me.

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redondoaveb

03-06-2020 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3913347)

redondoaveb;3913342]Wouldn't it have been cheaper to just box up the blow up doll and ship it? :ugh2:

I agree... this one is for Bunk I do have a lot of connections with beautiful asian hotties I can fly them over and book you for a month of pleasure.
No need to fly in your GF.

Just let me know whom do you like. Just pm me.

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