DAMN... Not sure if any of you have saw the news yet this morning, but a major tornado hit south central South Carolina yesterday.

I saw them interviewing two brothers that looked like they were about to go deer hunting that apparently made it through okay despite their house flipping over a few times.... The powerful twister even took the roof, siding, drywall and everything off of their mother-in-laws house next door. (Maybe thats why they are both smiling...)

These two poor sons-a-britches being interviewed were all happy despite the tragedy. They attributed their survival to a local volunteer fireman named Zoren, who rubbed them down with luke warm bacon grease and was able to jerk them through the pile of rubble. (And of course, maybe that’s why they are both smiling...)

Prayers out to all affected by the storms.

Uh, may want to forget the prayers for those two fuggers... The news just reported that this pair of Miller Light miscreants made the whole thing up when they got a little sideways last night and come up with the whole redneck storyline.

My guess is that these backwoods beer breathing buddies are probably trying to start one of them Go Fun Me pages to get a few bucks to buy more Harbor Freight tools and get some of them cool little free flashlights to boot

Back to our regular programming..

Never one to drag things out, let me just cut right to the chase here today...

ermahgerd I love bacon

Why would you torture a guest with eating grits? :icon17:

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Why on earth did I agree to work today?

Work??? ... I always thought you said you were in IT...

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Good Saturday Morning All. Beautiful weather here today in Austin. High 72* with 0% chance of rain and sunny. Getting out today with the Mrs and running errands. Other than that just enjoying the day. Hope you all have a good one and be safe out there! :tup:

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stop your bitchin duude, you better get out there and make your money sucka!

he doesnt do anything anyways...:shakes head::shakes head:

hott damn, i need to wake up...

Good morning folks!:hello:Weather is supposed to be good this afternoon and tomorrow.Gonna get the Z out and do a little driving.:driving::tup:

mornin itches! :hello::hello:

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:hello: Morning Folks, bout to kickstart the day :tup:

I do more in one hour than a gov't worker like you does in a month.

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lies!

...oh shiz.... lol. The baconator is on it today. Mernin' sir.

Mernin' eDubZ.

Mernin' all the rest of you sexy sexy Z people.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, fellas... start living healthier...

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Good morning everybody :hello:

The sun is finally peeking through the clouds over here, haven’t seen her for 8/10 days :tup:

Good morning and Happy Saturday everyone :hello:

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duudes. have a blessed day.

And I already fùcked it up :facepalm:

Oh well. I'll start over tomorrow :tup:

Off to throw some disc :hello:

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hang in there duude, and be strong.:iagree:

Does anyone remembers what the sun looks like? Haven't seen it in a while. :icon14:

Noop, it is drabby down here also. Cold and wet. It sucks. Supposed to be sunny tomorrow.

move to florida duude... :tiphat: