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All that talk back there about the heat has me concerned
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I don’t think I want to be Spoolers neighbor... I’d never get any sleep, because he mows all the time...
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It’s going to take a lot to be strong duudes...
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I think I can do it though.
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I’ll just have to put my hands in my pockets and dig deep...
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Wow... I just did it.... and found a piece of bacon,... cool
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That was amazing
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Life is good
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JC must have passed out on his “divan”
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No doubt watching dead cowboys on black and white movies
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Probably laying there right now with a half ate Wendys double hanging out of his mouth...
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Drooling all over his custom embroidered Snap-On Tools housecoat
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I heard you get those for free when you but $100,000 worth of tools... :icon17:
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I guess at $200,000 you get a sexy Snap-On nightgown for your old lady.
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Snap-On has never had to give one of those out though, because most “toolies” don't have a wife if they spend that much money on tools... :shakes head:
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I had some good fortune yesterday....
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Yup, about 8 o’clock I was looking in the fridge checking inventory of the pork’us and found out we was out...
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After my initial gasp and grabbing of my chest, I slipped my red shoes on and headed over to the store.
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Turns out bacon was on sale
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So I loaded up a buggy, slap azz full to the top
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Uh, and what was the good fortune, you ask....
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The wheels on the buggy didn't break under the load... was what I consider to be the fortunate part
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That would have been awkward
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In looking over the tags on this thread,...
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:Apparently, I am a deep throating, panty hose perv that likes to be porked... :icon17:
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Wow...
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I wonder if anyone has ever had that put on a headstone?
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We have the internet at our house here, so let me go check...
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And I’m back... Didn't find that particular engraved sentiment, but theres some dandy's out there...
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