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Rusty 01-29-2020 09:34 PM

Madwi is 172,000 away from maxing out his repZ. :tup:

jchammond 01-29-2020 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904828)
Used to love the DuroShocks until I got the Magnums.

Never heard of a “Durashock” condom, but I’ve worn the Magnum’s :icon17: :tiphat:

Zingston 01-29-2020 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3904806)
Stop it... you're scaring me. I just got here Sept 3rd and haven't lived through the heat of a summer yet... I don't like my ballz being sweaty all the time...



Oh lord, y'all are gonna hate what's coming. I was born here and i absolutely hate it. My guess is you'll end up being 'half backs'... means you moved from up north to fla, but hated the heat and crowds, so then you move half waY back up north. Spoiler, that means you'll be Spooler's neighbor. EW ends up somewhere in backwoods West Virginia. :ugh2:

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904821)
I hear yo' lips a flappin'.................

:icon17:

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904822)
I got a brand new pair of Magnums with the composite toe. Feels like you're wearing tennis shoes. Got them just before I retired. Never worn them. LOL

:ugh2:

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904823)
He's going to kick you in the nads.......................

:icon23::icon23:

split the uprights duude...

:mad:

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintsize725 (Post 3904827)
What's up Mr. 305? :icon17:

like Micky D's, I'm loving it...

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3904831)
I run the redwing steel toe dress shoes. When I had to be out on the production floor they were my go to. Many people tried to tell me I was in violation and needed steel toes on. I said let me kick you and then you can let me know if I am in voilation of that rule or not. :rofl2:

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3904832)
I was at a Walmart once and saw a brand of boots called ... “Steel Toad”..

LOL... and of course they were not steel toed, just named Steel Toad...

I laughed, as I could just see some yahoo buying them for work because he was told his job required them...

:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

Rusty 01-29-2020 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3904856)
Oh lord, y'all are gonna hate what's coming. I was born here and i absolutely hate it. My guess is you'll end up being 'half backs'... means you moved from up north to fla, but hated the heat and crowds, so then you move half waY back up north. Spoiler, that means you'll be Spooler's neighbor. EW ends up somewhere in backwoods West Virginia. :ugh2:

I can see EW becoming a hilbilly. :rofl2: Walking around with a sheep under each arm. Being a pimp. Yelling that they don't kick. :rofl2:

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904852)
Madwi is 172,000 away from maxing out his repZ. :tup:

:icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14:

Rusty 01-29-2020 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3904859)
:icon23::icon23:

split the uprights duude...

:mad:

How far up the poop shoot?

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3904856)
Oh lord, y'all are gonna hate what's coming. I was born here and i absolutely hate it. My guess is you'll end up being 'half backs'... means you moved from up north to fla, but hated the heat and crowds, so then you move half waY back up north. Spoiler, that means you'll be Spooler's neighbor. EW ends up somewhere in backwoods West Virginia. :ugh2:

nawwww.. im here to stay...:tup:

Zingston 01-29-2020 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904863)
I can see EW becoming a hilbilly. :rofl2: Walking around with a sheep under each arm. Being a pimp. Yelling that they don't kick. :rofl2:



The kick'less ones cost more, right??? :icon17:

Rusty 01-29-2020 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3904864)
:icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14:

Jealous?

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904865)
How far up the poop shoot?

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

i gonna gas him out...:rofl2:

jchammond 01-29-2020 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904863)
I can see EW becoming a hilbilly. :rofl2: Walking around with a sheep under each arm. Being a pimp. Yelling that they don't kick. :rofl2:

He’s already told me that he is part RedNeck :ugh2: :nutswinger:

Zingston 01-29-2020 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3904866)
nawwww.. im here to stay...:tup:



You dont know that!

Rusty 01-29-2020 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3904867)
The kick'less ones cost more, right??? :icon17:

You would have to ask EW. He's the sheep pimp. So he would know.

Zingston 01-29-2020 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904873)
You would have to ask EW. He's the sheep pimp. So he would know.



Sorry, my bad. :icon14:

Rusty 01-29-2020 09:58 PM

Getting a sheep off of EW is like the "No Tell Motel". Instead of getting 2 Buds, a condom and a set of clean sheets. You get a Colt 45 quart, a pair of panty hose, and a tube of KY.

Zingston 01-29-2020 09:59 PM

Tags say i have huge boobs. I'm glad someone finally noticed. :ugh:

Guys, seriously, dont be jealous.

madwi 01-29-2020 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 503.Zed (Post 3904835)
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...650702b11e.jpg

Got a nice surprise on my way home today...

maybe you do use tools like EW... :ugh2: :rofl2:

jchammond 01-29-2020 10:00 PM

:tiphat: Night Folks, gonna roll out to the store in the morning & then get ready for work :ugh2:
BTW; Happy HumpDay/ToolDay Folks :wtf2:

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904868)
Jealous?

:icon23::icon23:

Zingston 01-29-2020 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904875)
Getting a sheep off of EW is like the "No Tell Motel". Instead of getting 2 Buds, a condom and a set of clean sheets. You get a Colt 45 quart, a pair of panty hose, and a tube of KY.



Colt 45??? Sounds like an even trade to me. I mean, right?

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3904870)
He’s already told me that he is part RedNeck :ugh2: :nutswinger:

:icon17:

i am though...

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3904872)
You dont know that!

i almost certain...:p

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 10:03 PM

:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904873)
You would have to ask EW. He's the sheep pimp. So he would know.

this is the first im hearing of this..

:icon08:

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904875)
Getting a sheep off of EW is like the "No Tell Motel". Instead of getting 2 Buds, a condom and a set of clean sheets. You get a Colt 45 quart, a pair of panty hose, and a tube of KY.

:icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14:

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3904877)
maybe you do use tools like EW... :ugh2: :rofl2:

:gtfo2::gtfo2::gtfo2::gtfo2::gtfo2:

Rusty 01-29-2020 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3904885)
:gtfo2::gtfo2::gtfo2::gtfo2::gtfo2:

:rofl2:

madwi 01-29-2020 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3904883)
:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:



this is the first im hearing of this..

:icon08:

We have the pics to back it up.

madwi 01-29-2020 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3904885)
:gtfo2::gtfo2::gtfo2::gtfo2::gtfo2:

I do t like it duuuude. Peace and love.

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3904886)
:rofl2:

:shakes head:

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3904887)
We have the pics to back it up.

post 'em up duude...:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3904888)
I do t like it duuuude. Peace and love.

:icon14:

:mad:

Zingston 01-29-2020 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3904880)
Colt 45??? Sounds like an even trade to me. I mean, right?


Id take some Mad Dog 20/20 as a substitute. Just sayin'

eastwest2300 01-29-2020 10:26 PM

good night itches...

Rusty 01-29-2020 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3904892)
Id take some Mad Dog 20/20 as a substitute. Just sayin'

In Jr High. You had to drink a bottle and keep it down to be thought as a man. :rofl2: To this day. Every time I smell grapes, grape jelly. I think back to that night and want to puke. :icon14: :rofl2:


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