I know. Im kicking myself for not having my current Z project completed.

Going to Cedars would be cake right now.

Did you steal Bettys camera or just take lessons from him :stirthepot:

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I mustve missed it!

i just remembered i got like 100lbs of deer meat in my freezer. no grocery store needed lol

cause sideways picture :shakes head:

I just remembered I'm 40 pounds overweight. No grocery store needed :tup:

:bowrofl:

i got on the scale with clothes this weekend......150.9 lol

You are still a teenager with that kind of heft!:icon17:

im trying to go lower. gotta lose my little beer pouch and id be so happy.

however, i love beer and dont enjoy working out lol

What no kidding 40lbs? See that happened to me when I worked for 2 years at home from 150lbs blew up to 210lbs.
And Im only 4’11”

Drinking soda, munching chips and watching porn on my breaks!

Im not gonna do that again.

Yeah... I'm not buying it. I'm guessing you'll continue the porn thing for sure!

sooooo found out im technically not on a "contract" i have no set end date at work.

so i can be done at any time but will get a 3 week notice then my separation check.

hmmm maybe exhaust still has a chance but with virus making job market seem dead think i should still hold off.

Your not getting my point Zington. Certainly I would never stop porn..I was even watching porn on a stop light when I was rear end and totaled my car.


But you missed something about my height Im only 4’ feet but 11” long down there.

I can even do a one point stand with both feet and arms off the ground! :tup:

Ask Spoiler he has a picture of me wearing a cowboy suit with my donkey!

yeah man, I move surprisingly fast for a fat man. I can make it around the block. :tup:

Fvkin' lightweight. :shakes head: If I was that light. I would be just a pile of bones with some of the bones missing.

Yeah because I just installed a twin turbo in your rectum when you had your appointment with me last year!

How much fart psi are you running now?

Rusty that is actually expected with FP he only has one scrotum to begin with.. thus the light weight.

I don't know. It was a tight squeeze under JL's Z for you. You had trouble getting under it. :rofl2:

Yeah with your bonner missing you will be that light! That alone weighs a ton if Im not mistaken. :ugh2:

trying to be slightly fit lol

about the heaviest part on me :bowrofl:

yeah, I did almost pierce my nipples a couple times on safety wire crawling in and out. :ugh2:

Can I send you my address? Love Venison


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I lost 70 pounds in a year. Feel much healthier.

Lost over a thousand in a strip club, did not feel healthier


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The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXV
 

might be cheaper for me to just fly over and kill one for you right now lol

not gonna lie i had to google what deer are even in the UK and now i kinda wanna come over lol racks on the red deer look amazing. one of those on the mantle would be awesome.

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Red deer are essentially small elk. They are so closely related that they can interbreed. There are red deer farms in some states but they are heavily regulated because if they escape they can and will breed with elk causing genetic contamination.

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OK. This is awesome. I'm pooping on company time in my own bathroom!!!!

an elk hunt is def on my list of things to do at some point.

for now i just go behind my house for whitetail lol

legit i almost hit one while driving 1-3 times a week here.

If you came over can you kill something else? We call her the Angela Merkel wannabe, she’s just a Scottish ****


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:bowrofl:

it would be tough considering there's no guns allowed over there lol

Use your allegedly massive scrotum?

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Elk hunt, out of state for these 2. NM $656 and it's a drawing. Co. is about $1,300 over the counter. First come first served. I've been trying for NM the last 5 yrs. :shakes head:


I've hit 9 deer with 2 trucks so far. :shakes head:

Working from home tonight as I feel kinda like dookie. Bad headache.

Work withdraws. :rofl2: Or is it that time of the month? :rofl2:

Good excuse. LOL Maybe you can keep that up for a month or so.

Yes.

Watch for that fever!

:iagree:

I bet you're short of breath :eekdance:

Hello fellas, here for my weekly check in once again. Madness has ensued since the last time I checked in here. Any of you got the modelo virus yet?