Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3789434)

Prepare yourself for the "Which exhaust is best?!" threads! I'm already doing my pre-trolling stretches. Practicing to see how quickly I can type "Did you search?"

Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3789436)

personally my favorite is "which oil" threads :yum:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3789377)

WTF?!?!?!? I turn that age in 4 days (onzedge & I share a birthday :tup:) and I'm still getting on an airplane and traveling on a frequent basis. I've grown up with computers, hell my first one was a TRS-80......:eek::eek:

I get it that life sucks sometimes, but with an attitude like he has, he'll be dead in less than 3 years... :(

Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3789436)

personally my favorite is "which oil" threads :yum:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3789377)

WTF?!?!?!? I turn that age in 4 days (onzedge & I share a birthday :tup:) and I'm still getting on an airplane and traveling on a frequent basis. I've grown up with computers, hell my first one was a TRS-80......:eek::eek:

I get it that life sucks sometimes, but with an attitude like he has, he'll be dead in less than 3 years... :(

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3789476)

What size tires can my stock car run?

What windshield wiper size do I get?

Do I use this filter or that filter?

Why are parts for this car so expensive?

Guys, a Honda Accord just beat me! Is that normal?

How do I shift an automagic?

Why is the car so noisy?

I want a Tomei exhaust because it looks like my old Civic.

Why can't I do a burnout?

Car won't start. Steering wheel won't turn.

What's a CSC?

Why does this car only have 2 seats?

Can I drive it in the snow?

Originally Posted by Leingod (Post 3789476)

What size tires can my stock car run? 42.

What windshield wiper size do I get? 11

Do I use this filter or that filter? Yes to all filters

Why are parts for this car so expensive? Because you touch yourself at night

Guys, a Honda Accord just beat me! Is that normal? You were granny shifting and double clutching weren't you?

How do I shift an automagic? With the unicorn lever.

Why is the car so noisy? Why is it not noisy enough?!

I want a Tomei exhaust because it looks like my old Civic. Argument for post birth abortificants

Why can't I do a burnout? You can, you just aren't trying hard enough

Car won't start. Steering wheel won't turn. Have you tried cursing at it?

What's a CSC? Connected Socialist Commune

Why does this car only have 2 seats? There are rare models that come with 4

Can I drive it in the snow? I only ever drive mine in snow! You are failing because you are a bad driver!

Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3789480)

:iagree:

Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3789483)

Other good ones:

Has anyone ever tried a muffler delete?

Has anyone ever used straight pipes?

If I use test pipes/hfcs will I get a CEL?

How much hp will I get for x/y/z?

My fast intentions/motordyne/tomei is too quiet!

My fast intentions/motordyne/tomei is too loud!

Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3789484)

wait..........is this directed towards me? :confused:

Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3789485)

No, you already know the answers to those questions!

Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3789486)

i am the answers to those questions lol