I will be happy to apply. I have a feeling your company would not like my salary and benefits package I demand. :icon17:

It would be hard to beat my current schedule too. I only work 3 days on, 4 days off, 4 days on, 3 days off. I have grown accustomed to 3 and 4 day weekends every week.

I love it when recruiters call me. I let them know the bare minimum it would take to drag me back to 5 day work weeks. I never hear from them again.

:postwhore:

Chicken sammich for lunch. :yum:

Ice cold Mt. Dew to wash it all down.

I am so lazy, just not feelin' the love tonight.

I keep a change of clothes and some basic items in my desk for just in case situations. Someone been showering with the cologne. The bottle was almost full last time I looked at it a month or two ago. :icon14:

:rock:
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Reps out.

I suppose I should do some work tonight. :hello:

:hello:
I'm up early. Working 4:45 am to 9:45 am. :icon14:

That's the issue I'm having now on some positions. I tell them what I made and what I expect. Either the phone goes dead or they tell that I'm over quatified for the position. Basically, they want someone with over 20 yrs experience and only want to pay them less then 5 yr experience. :mad:

Good morning everyone

What the helll am I doing up. :tup:

Well Im reading your Yugoslavian spy story together with Ozis GIF.

Amazing! Do I need a visa to go to Yugoslavia? There women are beautiful and hot!

Yugoslavia is now broken up into a bunch of smaller countries now. Some places are not safe to travel in. :eek: Most of the women there are smokin'. :yum: Don't marry one and bring her back to the states tho. She'll divorce your asss. Take half of everything you got. Then shack up with someone else. :shakes head:

1 hour 55 minutes until the weekend begins :rock:

Last of the 11 days today of 12 hr work a day.

Next 24Hrs of Rolex race in Daytona. 6 bottles of Redbulls and dozens of Cameltoes!

Putting my money on this car to win Rolex 24

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Paid my pending dues reps today bitches!


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Old yearbook picture? :rofl2:

In case anyone needs to know, it’s only 11 months ‘til Christmas again...

Time to start planning more gifts for the Z... ;)

Morning kiddos.

:hello:

:tiphat:

Hey Onze, how are ya?

:driving:

I am in Arkansas -- how do you think I am???

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I thought maybe the thrill of it being travel day would lift the spirits a bit.

It has, just a bit. The weather looks good today and the Misery Map on flightaware.com looks decent.

I am anxious to see everything stabilized here and look forward to a week where they do not come up with new requirements.

How are you, Mr. Madwi?

I am excellent, thank you! Just got in the lazyboy chair, have a nice Braunschweiger sammich with spicy horseradish mustard. Life is pretty darn great.

Picture me right now with a look of envy on my face.

You are not alone. He keeps pawing at my leg just so I know he is sitting there and would like a bite. :icon17:
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That is a great looking dog...

Getting some of the new Taco Bell fries tonight followed by bowling league. Tomorrow will be an open bar extravaganza for a Gala since I am a high paying IT customer of a telecommunications company. Saturday and Sunday will consist of playing Monster Hunter World all day while scratching myself at opportune moments.

Ted is awesome. He is so dirty and needs to go to the groomer though. :icon17:

Don't get mad at him when things inevitably break even worse. Poor guy is probably in the same position I am in. You band-aid fix critical things because you don't have the time for a full recovery of the crash since everything else is breaking. Then the IT guy just leaves one day from a mental collapse and everything begins to smell like toast.