Palm trees make me want to burn more tires so global warming can let us have them around Lake Michigan

What transmission mounts you used?

all you can eat hooker buffet :yum:

1000 Colonial Farm Rd, McLean, VA 22101



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Be careful of waking up with coyote ugly. :rofl2: Be even worse with a double coyote ugly . :eek: You won't have any arms left. :rofl2:

Who did you piss off? Things just ain't going you way lately. :icon14:

Z1. Got it used for $100, couldn't pass it up. Really impressed.

https://www.z1motorsports.com/z1-pro...nt-p-6580.html

I got to do this to my next victim. :rofl2:

Going out for a new suit fitting tonight. GF will be in utter shock when I start speaking. She has no idea how seriously I take a new suit. Nor has she ever seen me work on one. Wedding in May, so might as well get something fresh.

Jacket:
double breasted (6x2 button)
tapered waist
high armholes
soft shoulders
peak lapels (stretch)
slim fit w/ wide shoulders

cuff links:
half inch cutoff
oval cutoff with outer rounded

pants:
slim, but not skinny
light break
no cuffs

Far off on Whoville's most twisties street,
"The Cat Without Hat" was a favorite treat.
The sign flashed with colors so bright in the night,
That all men in Whoville were drawn to the site.
The sign promised fun, only fun things to do,
And tonight on the pole? Things One and Thing Two!
A car sputtered up with a sprickety sprack,
and out stepped young Sam and his favorite pal Jack.

They entered the club and Jack's mouth dropped in awe...
It was the most busy place he'd ever saw.
"look over there, look Sam I Am!"
Shes showing the crowd her two beige eggsa and ham!
Sam looked up above and did stare at Thing Two,
and stared quite a bit at her lower thing, too.
And as he traced body to breast and and to eyes,
something in boxers grew six times in size.

Sam called the girl over and offered her rum.
"Come hop on pop. Oh, the places you'll cum?"
She wrapped all around him, a smile at play,
"Whatever you like, baby, so long as you pay."
Her chest gave a wiggle, a waggly swip,
And Sam knew this women would cost him a bit.
But still he did want her, he wanted this whore,
and just as he paid her - cops bust through the door.

"Everyone freeze!" said the first of the three,
"this bar is shut down by the Whoville PD!"
You can't sell your sex. It simply won't do!
They doled out the handcuffs and locked them away,
Including the whore that young Sam tried to pay.
A van took her down through thetwistiest streets,
A cold metal floor touching bare, clammy feet

"A Who has to wonder," a judge would soon say,
"What path must one walk to wind up this way."
And Sally did cry as she pawed at her hair,
remembering parents who were never there.
Her only companions, her brother and fish,
a childhood colored by absence and wish.
The Lorax stepped forward. "I speak for the whores....
"She'll take the plea bargain. Jailer?
She's yours."

My last fitted suit was an Armani. Had the jacket fitted to hide the shoulder straps of my shoulder holster. Loved that suit. The pants no longer fit. :shakes head:

I think the top hat broke over a year ago lol

The battery has been questionable ever since it went from a daily driver to a 'start it once every two weeks to make sure it's running' garage car.

But running around town and cranking it a bunch of times today seems to have really done the trick. She fired pretty much right up after my last stop when I headed home.

:iagree: don’t want to be called bob when I go swimming.

We were playing dodgeball in the studio. $hit got real.
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Are you one of the Vegas people? Lol

Not sure about that pic, but our real Vegas travelers are probably already being detained for something somewhere....:rofl2:

That would explain the quietness in here....

A lot of money later... I have a very nice suit. Photos to come later once alterations are done. Just sad I didn't get double breasted. Apparently have a barrel chest and broad shoulders is a tough match for anymore. So custom fitted it was.

I see Rusty and spoiler are the only active ones here. Haha

They all need bail money. :rofl2: Maybe they should look up" Bad Boy Bail Bonds".

That's a real place somewhere around Ocean City Md. :rofl2: The guy drives around in an all black Escalade with the signs on the doors.

Speaking of new suits, here is a funny story that I was involved in...

A few years back, I needed a tux to take on a cruise. I had never had one, nor had many uses for one.

I told a friend at work about this and he told me that he knew how to get a great discount on a slightly used one. I said that could work.

At lunchtime that day he drove me to the tux shop. As the salesman tried to slip one on me, I noticed a vertical seam up the middle of the back. I questioned the salesman as to what that was.... He told me that the tuxedos they sold were usually rented to a funeral home for putting on deceased people in caskets and then were taken off after the viewing and that was why the backs were all sewn up the middle for resale......

Needless to say, I did not make a purchase....

Spoiler

Kiddo and I will hopefully be at COTA early. Ferrari Challenge is free this weekend and they have a few XX models making an appearance. Fingers crossed that the kiddo behaves enough for me to get decent photos.

Something about the Vegas trip got me thinking about this movie....

LOL

https://youtu.be/py5eXSQiGX8

I think its about time someone yelled “Painus”...... :p

Good man!

Nothing worse than seeing someone “trying” to wear a suit and looking horrible. Legs/arms to long, to baggy, to tight, not complementing the persons body in any way and making the person look sloppy. Suits should always be tailored, if someone can’t afford a “professional” job, I understand, but dry cleaners can do basic alterations and don’t cost much. Just don’t buy something to big or small. If that’s not an option then always go for larger. You can always remove material, not add.

Ok. End of my rant.

Try buying clothes for 18" neck, 48" chest and 34" waist. :icon14: Most shirts are cut for someone with a huge belly. :icon14: And my thighs are large too. Regular cut blue jeans don't fit. Have to wear relaxed.

Bad Boy Bail Bonds reps are out. :tiphat:

I want to drive the 488 Pista. :driving:

I’m short. My torso is longer than my legs. One leg is slightly longer than the other. Wide shoulders. I work out so it makes it worse. Legs are larger due to working out.


Of course I’ve lost size this last year due to laziness.

Eating amazing steaks with great company.

I'm not as big as I used to be. I don't want to carry the weight as I get older. Trying to take it easy on the old body. Maybe it will last longer. :rofl2:

A shot or two of whisky before the event might help the both of you. :icon17:

I guess I was nominated to take Madwi’s shift while he was ‘indisposed” of.... so only 3 hrs and 9 minutes until quitting time.... Yeehaw....

I need to give some repz out

Finally... the first pictures in from the Vegas meet up...

One of our guys just text these shots to me from earlier in the night when they were about to hit the town....

Not sure who is who, but certainly looks like they are ready for a good time...

(And I’m truly glad that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas)

Love, Spoiler

Aw hell... another picture just sent in to me...

I guess our guys found some sort of discount strip club last night called Lucky Louie’s House-o-Sin

I didn't get a lot of details, but I guess one of them met a second string “Showgirl” and may have already fallen in love on the first night.

And to you....

Why you gotta talk about my future exwife like this?

Madwi,

I kind of feel sorry for all the misadventures you guys are falling into out there.

Maybe I should’ve went with you guys, because as you can probably tell I’m a fairly responsible person.

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