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eastwest2300 09-15-2016 07:07 PM

dudes.

eastwest2300 09-15-2016 07:08 PM

sup itches.

eastwest2300 09-15-2016 07:08 PM

:hello::hello:

onzedge 09-15-2016 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3553359)
sup itches.

Greetings from Salt Lake City International...

onzedge 09-15-2016 09:20 PM

guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back
in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap??"

"Because the dog's a damn liar. He never did any of that sh!t."

cigarclifford 09-15-2016 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3553331)

-Clifford :tiphat:

cigarclifford 09-15-2016 09:35 PM

every cell is perfect :iagree:

-Clifford :tiphat:

cigarclifford 09-15-2016 09:35 PM

every nerve is perfect :iagree:

-Clifford :tiphat:

cigarclifford 09-15-2016 09:36 PM

every vein is perfect :iagree:

-Clifford :tiphat:

cigarclifford 09-15-2016 09:36 PM

every muscle is perfect :iagree:

-Clifford :tiphat:

ChaseZ 09-15-2016 10:20 PM

1 Attachment(s)
:icon17:

Pintsize725 09-15-2016 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by killrain (Post 3553346)
Watching these Lamborghini's race at the moment, makes me want to take my Z onto the track!

If you can ever get into a track event at COTA, do it. Worth every :twocents: (I know, that's techincally two pennies :icon17:)

Masterbeatty 09-15-2016 11:27 PM

Hello all!

JARblue 09-16-2016 03:45 AM

Good morning :hello:

JARblue 09-16-2016 03:47 AM

Mr. Onz, I just wanted to let you know that it is go home day for me later today. I have to leave first, but I will be going home :tup:

5:45 am flight to Dallas, inspections in Fort Worth and Dallas, flight back at 2:30 for a 4 pm inspection in Austin that I'll be late for :ugh2:

JARblue 09-16-2016 03:47 AM

Please enjoy your Friday :tiphat:

madwi 09-16-2016 05:24 AM

36 minutes until the weekend begins :rock:

onzedge 09-16-2016 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3553497)
Mr. Onz, I just wanted to let you know that it is go home day for me later today. I have to leave first, but I will be going home :tup:

5:45 am flight to Dallas, inspections in Fort Worth and Dallas, flight back at 2:30 for a 4 pm inspection in Austin that I'll be late for :ugh2:

Safe travels.

eastwest2300 09-16-2016 06:03 AM

dudes.--eastwest

Davey 09-16-2016 06:27 AM

:hello:

It has been at least 2 weeks since I drove my Z. :shakes head:

I'm the only driver in the house now and it's too low for my wife to get into in her current condition so there it sits. :(

Maybe this weekend.

onzedge 09-16-2016 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey (Post 3553538)
:hello:

It has been at least 2 weeks since I drove my Z. :shakes head:

I'm the only driver in the house now and it's too low for my wife to get into in her current condition so there it sits. :(

Maybe this weekend.

:confused:

Davey 09-16-2016 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3553542)
:confused:

Knee surgery kinda puts a damper on your braking ability.

Davey 09-16-2016 07:10 AM

I mean... She could drive... But I'm not sure she could stop... :ugh2:

onzedge 09-16-2016 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey (Post 3553550)
Knee surgery kinda puts a damper on your braking ability.

:iagree:

njobe89 09-16-2016 07:37 AM

checking in from my comfy bed this morning so technically it's already the weekend?

Masterbeatty 09-16-2016 07:39 AM

Mornin peeps. Up bright and early today ready to take on he world.

onzedge 09-16-2016 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by njobe89 (Post 3553572)
checking in from my comfy bed this morning so technically it's already the weekend?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty (Post 3553573)
Mornin peeps. Up bright and early today ready to take on he world.

:tiphat:

madwi 09-16-2016 08:37 AM

Credit score and report are looking so much better, finally. Divorce can be a real pain in the *** :icon17:

Ghostvette 09-16-2016 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3553598)
Credit score and report are looking so much better, finally. Divorce can be a real pain in the *** :icon17:

I hear ya..... I was so broke, I couldn't pay attention......

















:icon23:

madwi 09-16-2016 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3553600)
I hear ya..... I was so broke, I couldn't pay attention......
















:icon23:


Yeah man, that **** sucked. :icon17:

njobe89 09-16-2016 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3553598)
Credit score and report are looking so much better, finally. Divorce can be a real pain in the *** :icon17:

that's exactly why i'm not looking to settle down. marriage just isn't what it used to be before. think i'll be one of those 60 year olds with 20 year old girlfriends lol

madwi 09-16-2016 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by njobe89 (Post 3553605)
that's exactly why i'm not looking to settle down. marriage just isn't what it used to be before. think i'll be one of those 60 year olds with 20 year old girlfriends lol

:iagree: :rock:

Leingod 09-16-2016 09:17 AM

wifi is borked. Printer isn't dot matrixing well, something about a psu in a pc not working, i.t. director can't connect to some program, and I haven't ahd coffee yet. Faking work...

cigarclifford 09-16-2016 09:20 AM

:D The Clifford has completed his daily 22 lap's in the pool :eekdance:

-Clifford :tiphat:

cigarclifford 09-16-2016 09:20 AM

every cell is perfect :iagree:

-Clifford :tiphat:

cigarclifford 09-16-2016 09:21 AM

every nerve is perfect :iagree:

-Clifford :tiphat:

onzedge 09-16-2016 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cigarclifford (Post 3553620)
every cell is perfect :iagree:

-Clifford :tiphat:

:tup:

cigarclifford 09-16-2016 09:21 AM

every vein is perfect :iagree:

-Clifford :tiphat:

cigarclifford 09-16-2016 09:22 AM

every muscle is perfect :iagree:


-Clifford :tiphat:

cigarclifford 09-16-2016 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3553623)
:tup:

Good morning Mr Donald :tup:

Have a enjoyable weekend

-Clifford :tiphat:


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