The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIV

Leingod

Here ya go Madwi. just got ransomware on a pc in the office

me: What did you click on last?
her: nothing. I was answering an email.
me: these things don't just pop up. This is specific to your pc. You opened some file
her: Does it matter? you're i.t. so just fix it. I have work to do.
me: you don't understand how screwed you are right now.
her: I just need my files.
me: I have to report this to my boss, but I will be wiping your pc
her: BUT I NEED MY FILES!
me: oh well. Don't click on malicious known bad files from your freaking personal gmail account.
*2 hrs later she is walked out of the building and fired because we later found out she had disabled her firewall to bypass some filters to get to her damn facebook*

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