The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIII

onzedge · 04-06-2016, 02:48 PM

onzedge · 04-06-2016, 03:42 PM

Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About
halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving
in the breeze!

"Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate.

"First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea
chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so.

Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to
fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled
without casualties.

A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two
pirate sloops!

"Captain, captain, what should we do?"

"First mate, bring me my red shirt!"

The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and
managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many
casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The
first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt.

"It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not
show, and the crew continues to fight without fear."

A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when
suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were
approaching!

"Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?"
The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker.

Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my
brown pants!"

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 04:12 PM

captain EW!!

onzedge · 04-06-2016, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

captain EW!!

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 04:14 PM

so i was evesdropping on this visitor at my house via my ip cameras..

onzedge · 04-06-2016, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

so i was evesdropping on this visitor at my house via my ip cameras..

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 04:27 PM

yah, i dont think they know i can actually hear every word they say..

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 04:32 PM

i should wire up a fog horn to an ip switch and POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHWW!!! each time they say something stupid.

madwi · 04-06-2016, 04:52 PM

"Morning" everyone.

It's Friday!

Leingod · 04-06-2016, 05:04 PM

What to make for dinner???

Masterbeatty · 04-06-2016, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leingod

What to make for dinner???

Burgers and beer!

We went to a tap takeover at a local restaurant that featured 6 new brews. So I am feeling like a million doll hairs while my wife drives us home.

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 06:28 PM

nice~

im having pizza delivered.

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 06:28 PM

dyson'ed the house as well.

Masterbeatty · 04-06-2016, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan

dyson'ed the house as well.

Nice!

The place we went to had a dyson airblade hand dryer. When I finish my man cave it will include a urinal that droops down to the floor and a dyson airblade hand dryer!

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

Nice!

The place we went to had a dyson airblade hand dryer. When I finish my man cave it will include a urinal that droops down to the floor and a dyson airblade hand dryer!

haha! very cool.

04-06-2016, 02:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
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04-06-2016, 03:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684737	Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!" kenchan, Ghostvette and Memphis370Z like this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

04-06-2016, 04:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	i should wire up a fog horn to an ip switch and POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHWW!!! each time they say something stupid. onzedge, madwi and Ghostvette like this.

04-06-2016, 04:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,410 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684429	"Morning" everyone. It's Friday! kenchan likes this.

04-06-2016, 05:04 PM	#10 (permalink)
Leingod A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Some Place Cold Posts: 16,060 Drives: In Circles Rep Power: 2684397	What to make for dinner??? Masterbeatty likes this. __________________ I AM FLOOF! SOMEBODY FLOOF MY HORN!! ALL HAIL THE FLOOF!!I JUST FLOOFED ON THE FLOOR

04-06-2016, 04:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	captain EW!!

04-06-2016, 04:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	so i was evesdropping on this visitor at my house via my ip cameras..

04-06-2016, 04:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	yah, i dont think they know i can actually hear every word they say..

04-06-2016, 06:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	nice~ im having pizza delivered. Masterbeatty likes this.

04-06-2016, 06:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	dyson'ed the house as well. Masterbeatty likes this.

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