The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XXIII

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

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mspint- were u able to get some of the 14hrs sleep u deserve?

Pintsize725 · 04-06-2016, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

mspint- were u able to get some of the 14hrs sleep u deserve?

I'm running on...5ish hours from last night.

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

I'm running on...5ish hours from last night.

yikes...

hang in there!

BoneZ · 04-06-2016, 01:38 PM

Ghostvette · 04-06-2016, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

u like traveling inside a fedex box or something?

No, they delivered a crate. Only the best, no cardboard box for me.

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Ghostvette · 04-06-2016, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Masterbeatty

That's the same distance to me. Crap if I have time before june I might be able to swag a day to meet some where in the middle.

I'm supposed to be in Boston sometime in the next month. I've got to deliver a machine to tufts.

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onzedge · 04-06-2016, 02:48 PM

onzedge · 04-06-2016, 03:42 PM

Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About
halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving
in the breeze!

"Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate.

"First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea
chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so.

Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to
fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled
without casualties.

A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two
pirate sloops!

"Captain, captain, what should we do?"

"First mate, bring me my red shirt!"

The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and
managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many
casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The
first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt.

"It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not
show, and the crew continues to fight without fear."

A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when
suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were
approaching!

"Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?"
The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker.

Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my
brown pants!"

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 04:12 PM

captain EW!!

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 04:14 PM

so i was evesdropping on this visitor at my house via my ip cameras..

onzedge · 04-06-2016, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

captain EW!!

onzedge · 04-06-2016, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

so i was evesdropping on this visitor at my house via my ip cameras..

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 04:27 PM

yah, i dont think they know i can actually hear every word they say..

kenchan · 04-06-2016, 04:32 PM

i should wire up a fog horn to an ip switch and POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHWW!!! each time they say something stupid.

madwi · 04-06-2016, 04:52 PM

"Morning" everyone.

It's Friday!

04-06-2016, 01:38 PM	#94 (permalink)
BoneZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2015 Location: Atlanta, GA Age: 52 Posts: 9,295 Drives: 2012 Silver Thang Rep Power: 2684381	onzedge likes this. __________________ *“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”*-George Burns

04-06-2016, 02:48 PM	#97 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Memphis370Z and Leingod like this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

04-06-2016, 03:42 PM	#98 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 63 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate. "First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate sloops! "Captain, captain, what should we do?" "First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear." A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching! "Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my brown pants!" kenchan, Ghostvette and Memphis370Z like this. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

04-06-2016, 04:32 PM	#104 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	i should wire up a fog horn to an ip switch and POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHWW!!! each time they say something stupid. onzedge, madwi and Ghostvette like this.

04-06-2016, 04:52 PM	#105 (permalink)
madwi A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: West Michigan Posts: 31,400 Drives: Granma red Z Rep Power: 2684428	"Morning" everyone. It's Friday! kenchan likes this.

04-06-2016, 04:12 PM	#99 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	captain EW!!

04-06-2016, 04:14 PM	#100 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	so i was evesdropping on this visitor at my house via my ip cameras..

04-06-2016, 04:27 PM	#103 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141520	yah, i dont think they know i can actually hear every word they say..

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