The New "What did you do with your Z today" (with off topic replies) XVII

Nismo89 · 02-24-2015, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.

The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.

After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it. After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.

As she comes back the male doctor says, "I bet you are a surgeon".

She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're always washing your hands."

She then says, "I bet you're an anesthesiologist."

Male doctor: "Wow, how did you guess?"

Female doctor: "I didn't feel a thing."

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onzedge · 02-24-2015, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo89

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I thought I Repped you this morning, but I think I did not.

It is the pain pills I am taking -- they make me a little fuzzy.

Tomorrow, you can have the one I reserve for Mr. EW, so you will get two.

Nismo89 · 02-24-2015, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

I thought I Repped you this morning, but I think I did not.

It is the pain pills I am taking -- they make me a little fuzzy.

Tomorrow, you can have the one I reserve for Mr. EW, so you will get two.

my rep engines are gearing up now
your in line sir

eastwest2300 · 02-24-2015, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo89

my rep engines are gearing up now
your in line sir

dont do it!!!!

tell him to p1ss off!

kenchan · 02-24-2015, 04:25 PM

ouch!

onzedge · 02-24-2015, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

ouch!

kenchan · 02-24-2015, 04:42 PM

watching this fat kid play with his rc car was odd...

why is his car doing all the work while the fat kid just stands there and only moving his fingers?

should be the other way around.

eastwest2300 · 02-24-2015, 05:17 PM

dude.

eastwest2300 · 02-24-2015, 05:19 PM

ahhhhhhhh

Pintsize725 · 02-24-2015, 05:19 PM

What happens when you blow an oil line during a track day at COTA.

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onzedge · 02-24-2015, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

What happens when you blow an oil line during a track day at COTA.

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Ouch.

Rep freely.

eastwest2300 · 02-24-2015, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Rep freely.

NO

Nismo89 · 02-24-2015, 05:25 PM

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eastwest2300 · 02-24-2015, 05:30 PM

Nismo89 · 02-24-2015, 05:51 PM

reps handed!

02-24-2015, 05:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
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02-24-2015, 05:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,023 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684552	ahhhhhhhh __________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

02-24-2015, 05:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211845	What happens when you blow an oil line during a track day at COTA. 10301125_10203044101618080_4245147185958789057_n.jpg onzedge likes this. __________________ Tracie

02-24-2015, 05:25 PM	#13 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 36 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37387	( Click to show/hide ) __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

02-24-2015, 05:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
eastwest2300 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: South FL Posts: 91,023 Drives: '16QX70/'21 Supra3.0 Rep Power: 2684552	__________________ Infiniti QX70 & Toyota Supra 3.0 Premium

02-24-2015, 04:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	ouch!

02-24-2015, 04:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
kenchan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 76,801 Drives: N/A Rep Power: 141521	watching this fat kid play with his rc car was odd... why is his car doing all the work while the fat kid just stands there and only moving his fingers? should be the other way around.

02-24-2015, 05:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 36 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37387	reps handed! onzedge likes this. __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

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