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370Zsteve 10-13-2009 08:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greg (Post 234390)
My buddies and I play this game sometimes on another forum... So here are a few more. Hope they arent too vulgur, I did edit em to be as PG rated as possible. ;)


Excuse me, miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

This face leaves in five minutes. Be on it!

Interested in a 68? You blow me and I'll owe you one.

Nice pants. What's the drop rate?

Excuse me. My penis just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your butt?

Excuse me, wanna go half-in on a bastard?

"I'm rich."

The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

Why don't you just spread your legs and let me do the only thing you're good for anyway?
lmao, these :icon18: will NOT do well with a 12-yr old (see OP)

lovethe370z 10-13-2009 08:50 AM
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.


...This thread is hillarious...

Luv'n my Z 10-13-2009 10:28 PM
Somebody should go to a bar and try these just to see what happens

frost 10-13-2009 10:29 PM
"I noticed you looking at the powder puff girls underwear, let's go in the changing room and see how those look on you"

Luv'n my Z 10-13-2009 10:32 PM
Frost why did you get a new avatar

frost 10-13-2009 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z (Post 235706)
Frost why did you get a new avatar
Halloween!

Luv'n my Z 10-13-2009 10:37 PM
So why the he'll were you a snowflake in the summer

frost 10-13-2009 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z (Post 235723)
So why the he'll were you a snowflake in the summer
because I'm frost all year long. ;)

Luv'n my Z 10-13-2009 10:40 PM
^^^Lol

Luv'n my Z 10-13-2009 10:42 PM
I've got more

You can fall of a building, you can fall of a tree, but baby the best way to fall is in love with me

I was blinded by your beauty so I'll need you name and number for insurance reasons

frost 10-13-2009 10:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z (Post 235744)
I was blinded by your beauty so I'll need you name and number for insurance reasons
Decent!

Luv'n my Z 10-13-2009 10:50 PM
That might be the only one in this thread yet that I will even consider using

Luv'n my Z 10-15-2009 10:44 PM
More

are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside??

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you!!

^^^ this is my favorite so far^^^

StLRedrider 10-15-2009 10:48 PM
^:tup::bowrofl:

frost 10-15-2009 10:50 PM
My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

frost 10-15-2009 10:51 PM
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

frost 10-15-2009 10:51 PM
I know I can't have your virginity, but can I have the box it came in?

frost 10-15-2009 10:56 PM
"fuc* me if i'm wrong, but is your name jenna?"

antennahead 10-15-2009 11:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z (Post 235723)
So why the he'll were you a snowflake in the summer
'cause he's always "one cool dude" :p

370Zsteve 10-15-2009 11:32 PM
Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z http://www.the370z.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif
So why the he'll were you a snowflake in the summer


Quote:
Originally Posted by antennahead (Post 238727)
'cause he's always "one cool dude" :p
Or he's always a flake!

jk Frostieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :hello:

DuNw/4BanGerZ 10-15-2009 11:34 PM
If your right leg was christmas and your left leg was new years, could i visit you between the holidays?

Luv'n my Z 10-16-2009 12:38 AM
Can you make my day ;)

Luv'n my Z 10-17-2009 02:03 PM
^^^ pickup line

jookiyaya 10-17-2009 02:11 PM
pickup line
 
"ya tah"

thats it.
thats the basic korean pick up line when your rolling in your 370z and stop by korean groupies.... then say "ya Ta!". means "hey you, lets ride"

and do it with enthusiam, scream it out! makes the girls somewhat intrigued. no joke!

lol trust me, in koreatown it works. ^_^

ps. no its not "yatta" like when chunli or ken says at the end. the T is more pronounced the korean way and a slighter longer pause, and the yatta when chunli or ken says is more of a D pronounciation with no pause.

Lone Wolf 75 10-17-2009 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chupacabra (Post 228187)
have a great one in Spanish but it does not translate well. so for those of you who can read it.

talking to the girl while your hand is on your watch:

Oye que hora es, porque cuando te vi se me paro.
^I think this one is supposed to mean: "Can you tell me what time it is, because when I saw you mine stopped."

Luv'n my Z 10-17-2009 02:41 PM
Frostie where is your Halloween avatar

frost 10-17-2009 02:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z (Post 240844)
Frostie where is your Halloween avatar
Hope that's not a pickup line! :D


<fickle

Luv'n my Z 10-17-2009 04:05 PM
So you gave up on it??

MightyBobo 10-18-2009 12:38 AM
"Pardon me ma'am, but does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Luv'n my Z 10-18-2009 10:05 AM
^^ somebody already said this^^

DuNw/4BanGerZ 10-18-2009 01:14 PM
This how you know your game is strong
YouTube - Pootie Tang with the girl in the elevator

shumby 10-18-2009 01:16 PM
lol i owen that movie i love it

DuNw/4BanGerZ 10-18-2009 01:19 PM
i still have it on VHS. my goal today is find it on DVD!

Luv'n my Z 10-18-2009 01:28 PM
I burned my VHS onto a DVD

I love that movie

MightyBobo 10-18-2009 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z (Post 241733)
^^ somebody already said this^^
Awww...that one knocks em dead......GET IT?!

I didnt have time to scope through 5 pages of pickup lines lol

Luv'n my Z 10-20-2009 07:43 PM
Mightybobo I love your "camero". Lol

370Zsteve 10-20-2009 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jookiyaya (Post 240805)
"ya tah"

thats it.
thats the basic korean pick up line when your rolling in your 370z and stop by korean groupies.... then say "ya Ta!". means "hey you, lets ride"

and do it with enthusiam, scream it out! makes the girls somewhat intrigued. no joke!

lol trust me, in koreatown it works. ^_^

ps. no its not "yatta" like when chunli or ken says at the end. the T is more pronounced the korean way and a slighter longer pause, and the yatta when chunli or ken says is more of a D pronounciation with no pause.
U learn something new every day. ya TA:driving:

Luv'n my Z 10-20-2009 11:06 PM
(you): Giant polar bear
(she responds): what
(you): it's an icebreaker. Hi I'm...

I don't know if your beautiful; I havnt gotten past you eyes yet

polarity 10-21-2009 10:01 AM
This one was used by a friend of mine who had gotten a divorce a few months before.

Walk up to the woman
Man: Hi
Woman: Hi
Man: Can I buy you a house?
Woman: ...

I just said it was used, not that it worked.

-William

370Zsteve 10-21-2009 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luv'n my Z (Post 246269)
(you): Giant polar bear
(she responds): what
(you): it's an icebreaker. Hi I'm...
Brilliant!


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