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raymondo510 08-06-2012 02:40 AM

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

MacLean 08-07-2012 06:56 PM

This might start something, but it will certainly make them laugh & they will probably say dork in a flirty way.

If a chick is staring at you. You say.......

Why you staring at me like I am a bucket of chicken? I know I look good. I'm hot & spicy.

DelawareTerp 10-17-2012 05:18 PM

Are you an archaeologist cause I have a large bone i need you to examine.

I know strong second post... :tup:

nmjaxx9 10-18-2012 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DelawareTerp (Post 1967163)
Are you an archaeologist cause I have a large bone i need you to examine.

I know strong second post... :tup:

:bowrofl: dont know why thats funny but it is. :rofl2:

Nismo89 10-18-2012 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DelawareTerp (Post 1967163)
Are you an archaeologist cause I have a large bone i need you to examine.

I know strong second post... :tup:

at first i thought it said " i have a bone to pick with you" lol either way i found it funny.:happydance:

NitrousZ34 10-19-2012 08:15 AM

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

Do you like dragons? Because ill be dragon my balls across your face later.

Do you like goblins? You better, because I'm going to be goblin up that pu$$y tonight girl.

Perfect time to say this and get slapped lol: I wanted to be you for Halloween, but i could't fit seven d*cks in my mouth.

Hey girl, I like my coffee just how I like my women... Without a penis.

I like my coffee how i like my women, hot and spilled all over my lap.

Ay girl, let me squirtle on them jigglypuffs. (pokemon)

NickD 10-19-2012 12:21 PM

If you right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?

Coon-azz 02-21-2013 08:12 PM

Hurry up, I'm tagging your mom in an hour....

Coon-azz 02-21-2013 08:14 PM

Sure....as long as you swallow

nmjaxx9 02-21-2013 09:11 PM

Sounds like some of these pick up lines are no good, maybe if you are trying to online date on e-harmony or something. :bowrofl:

Airwalk 02-22-2013 12:15 PM

Drive by a bus stop at the mall in my Nismo, nuff said

Vichtz 02-22-2013 11:03 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgU4roOAySk

Nismo89 02-22-2013 11:23 PM

HEY you as parking meter?



Cuz you got Fine written all over you

Zythaxus 03-02-2013 06:14 PM

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Baer383 03-03-2013 02:41 PM

Hey how are you can I put my penis in your hand.:roflpuke2:


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