Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
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This might start something, but it will certainly make them laugh & they will probably say dork in a flirty way.
If a chick is staring at you. You say....... Why you staring at me like I am a bucket of chicken? I know I look good. I'm hot & spicy. |
Are you an archaeologist cause I have a large bone i need you to examine.
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Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.
Do you like dragons? Because ill be dragon my balls across your face later. Do you like goblins? You better, because I'm going to be goblin up that pu$$y tonight girl. Perfect time to say this and get slapped lol: I wanted to be you for Halloween, but i could't fit seven d*cks in my mouth. Hey girl, I like my coffee just how I like my women... Without a penis. I like my coffee how i like my women, hot and spilled all over my lap. Ay girl, let me squirtle on them jigglypuffs. (pokemon) |
If you right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?
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Hurry up, I'm tagging your mom in an hour....
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Sure....as long as you swallow
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Sounds like some of these pick up lines are no good, maybe if you are trying to online date on e-harmony or something. :bowrofl:
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Drive by a bus stop at the mall in my Nismo, nuff said
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HEY you as parking meter?
Cuz you got Fine written all over you |
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Hey how are you can I put my penis in your hand.:roflpuke2:
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