Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

This might start something, but it will certainly make them laugh & they will probably say dork in a flirty way.

If a chick is staring at you. You say.......

Why you staring at me like I am a bucket of chicken? I know I look good. I'm hot & spicy.

Are you an archaeologist cause I have a large bone i need you to examine.

I know strong second post... :tup:

:bowrofl: dont know why thats funny but it is. :rofl2:

at first i thought it said " i have a bone to pick with you" lol either way i found it funny.:happydance:

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

Do you like dragons? Because ill be dragon my balls across your face later.

Do you like goblins? You better, because I'm going to be goblin up that pu$$y tonight girl.

Perfect time to say this and get slapped lol: I wanted to be you for Halloween, but i could't fit seven d*cks in my mouth.

Hey girl, I like my coffee just how I like my women... Without a penis.

I like my coffee how i like my women, hot and spilled all over my lap.

Ay girl, let me squirtle on them jigglypuffs. (pokemon)

If you right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?

Hurry up, I'm tagging your mom in an hour....

Sure....as long as you swallow

Sounds like some of these pick up lines are no good, maybe if you are trying to online date on e-harmony or something. :bowrofl:

Drive by a bus stop at the mall in my Nismo, nuff said

HEY you as parking meter?



Cuz you got Fine written all over you

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Hey how are you can I put my penis in your hand.:roflpuke2: