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only pick-up line you need:
"Hey baby.. I drive a shiny blue (or insert your own colour here) Z." <remove pants> :cool: |
Amen
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Once had competition for hot PR girl, against the local idiot with a new Smokey and the Bandit Trans Am and a harley chopper. Against me 19 yr. old guy with an old beat up 1966 chevy PU 292 straight 6 cylinder and a triumph 650 flat tracker. Long story short , blew off both his vehicles, won the girl and the pain that went with it, got married. " Latin girls great in bed ", but you definitly don't want to marry them. |
lol That was a joke.. but the bitterly married guy enters the fray and makes himself known!
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It's all about confidence and creating an interesting conversation, especially something funny. You can get away with a cheezy pick-up line if you do it right. It's all about the delivery. My favorite is this one.
(approach a girl while pretending to be on the cell phone) you: ...yup, okay. I found her. I'm standing right next to her. (describe something she's wearing out loud; shirt color, dress, etc..) her: (looks at you) you: ...that was cupid. Hi my name is ______ |
Happily married to hot chinese girl for 10yrs. now. Was into the dating seen from the 1984-2001. Most girls I would hit up on were only the ones that gave you a smile or simple eye contact.
I went out with my buddy who recently got divorced and wasn't really into dating and picking up girls. He married his high school sweet heart, then got screwed. He didn't believe my claims of it being easy to pick up and meet new women, as I was realy selective. So to show him how easy it was I just used my simple technic, and I would never even buy the girls drinks unless I was really interested in them. I would just say hi introduce myself , talk a little and ask them for a phone #. End result after doing this for about 3 weekends of going out and getting about 60 phone numbers, half were fake and about 6 pained out into dating 6 girls at once, all resulted in bedding them. After doing this for about 6 months, I gave up and picked the best girl for a few yrs. Its to much stress dating to many women at the same time in the same city, unless they live in different cites. |
Hey b*tch, wanna play with my Zee Zee?
Nothing more honest than just getting straight to the point. :tup: |
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Getting a vasectomy is probably the smartest & safest beat. You can still get a woman pregnant w/i that first yr that you have your vasectomy, but a less likely chance though. The only issue is if you actually find a woman & want to have kids with her. It will cost you 10k to have it reversed & you are only 70% able to get her pregnant. |
Vasectomy is still the best deal, keeps you out of a lot of trouble.
Female breeders or (leach women) will tell you, you need to have children to carry on your name and you live your life thru hem when your old. I say screw the little bastards, the happiest guys I know are the ones that never had kids or got married. It lets you do what you want, buy what ever , when ever you want, date or screw who ever you can. The most important thing is it keeps you safe from all the emotional nightmares that most occur with most of these women as the age and your money in your own pockets. Note as women age and you find them alone and single, its for a very good reason, most are really F????ed in the head. |
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"Sweetheart, your eyes are like crescent wrenches. When I look in them, my nuts tighten."
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Sub'd. This is going to get interesting
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This one worked in Germany for me a few times while recouping with two broken arms in Wiesbaden:
"My balls itch ... can you help me out?" :D |
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