Best Engine God ever made

andre12031948 · 02-12-2012, 11:35 AM

[QUOTE=Nissanboy;1202400]No, its not the VQ series, it's the vagina

The best engine in the world is the vagina:

- It can be started with one finger.
- It is self-lubricating.
- It takes any size piston.
- And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so ******* temperamental.

Got this from a thread on LS1tech, thought I'd share

Looks like not much interest in this engine. I see the exhaust posting has a big following

roplusbee · 02-12-2012, 12:00 PM

Very creative!

Most of them are tuned for high intake velocity and high volume applications. The good ones have minimal (if no) exhaust back pressure!

Face · 02-23-2012, 12:49 AM

Some say the biggest design flaw is that the intake is mounted right next to the exhaust.

From a service perspective, I look at it as a feature.

roy'sz · 02-23-2012, 03:35 AM

mine is currently leaking oil, and for 3 weeks, defintely in need of a head job

nmjaxx9 · 02-23-2012, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roy'sz

mine is currently leaking oil, and for 3 weeks, defintely in need of a head job

roy'sz · 02-24-2012, 12:22 PM

still leaking, i think its time for a rental!

Brutal 370Z · 02-24-2012, 01:24 PM

you've gotta watch when you get a high end model. I heard maintenance is a bitch! Oh and body modifications can get pricy too

andre12031948 · 02-25-2012, 04:01 PM

Some like a rich mixture, & make alot of noise.

andre12031948 · 02-25-2012, 04:11 PM

Some like to be driven by several drivers on the same day.

andre12031948 · 02-25-2012, 04:15 PM

I don't mind a hairy ride.

andre12031948 · 02-25-2012, 04:24 PM

Most respond well to experienced drivers.

Got to get the H*** out of here

need my car back

roy'sz · 02-25-2012, 08:39 PM

some like forced induction

Brutal 370Z · 02-26-2012, 02:26 AM

sometimes pumping the gas helps to get it going

ImportConvert · 02-27-2012, 01:07 AM

Japanese models require multiple tentacles to extract maximum performance.

Isamu · 02-27-2012, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImportConvert

Japanese models require multiple tentacles to extract maximum performance.

makes sense you would know about the tentacles....

seeing as the only motor of this caliber you have ever seen is probably strapped to a bed or a gurney...

im just ******* with you, you big homo, we all know you really love the "piston" lol

02-12-2012, 11:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
andre12031948 Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: monticello new york 127 Posts: 1,095 Drives: 08 350z black 6m/t Rep Power: 0	[QUOTE=Nissanboy;1202400]No, its not the VQ series, it's the vagina The best engine in the world is the vagina: - It can be started with one finger. - It is self-lubricating. - It takes any size piston. - And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so ******* temperamental. Got this from a thread on LS1tech, thought I'd share Looks like not much interest in this engine. I see the exhaust posting has a big following Last edited by andre12031948; 02-12-2012 at 11:47 AM.

02-12-2012, 12:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
roplusbee A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Killeen, TX Posts: 2,360 Drives: 2007 350Z NISMO Rep Power: 24	Very creative! Most of them are tuned for high intake velocity and high volume applications. The good ones have minimal (if no) exhaust back pressure! __________________ 2007 350Z NISMO #0618: Zerolift \| UPREV \| F.I. \| Greddy \| Competition Clutch \| Injector Dynamics \| Aeromotive \| Pioneer \| JL

02-24-2012, 01:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
Brutal 370Z Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greater Toronto Area Posts: 357 Drives: 11' MB/Pers/6M/S/Nav Rep Power: 15	you've gotta watch when you get a high end model. I heard maintenance is a bitch! Oh and body modifications can get pricy too __________________ Stillen G3/CBE/HFC, Nismo S-tune Front Chin Spoiler, 20% tint, Password JDM V2 Shift Knob

02-26-2012, 02:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
Brutal 370Z Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greater Toronto Area Posts: 357 Drives: 11' MB/Pers/6M/S/Nav Rep Power: 15	sometimes pumping the gas helps to get it going __________________ Stillen G3/CBE/HFC, Nismo S-tune Front Chin Spoiler, 20% tint, Password JDM V2 Shift Knob

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Face Base Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 109 Drives: 09 370Z PG M6 S/T Rep Power: 15	Some say the biggest design flaw is that the intake is mounted right next to the exhaust. From a service perspective, I look at it as a feature.

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andre12031948 Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: monticello new york 127 Posts: 1,095 Drives: 08 350z black 6m/t Rep Power: 0	Some like a rich mixture, & make alot of noise.

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andre12031948 Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: monticello new york 127 Posts: 1,095 Drives: 08 350z black 6m/t Rep Power: 0	Some like to be driven by several drivers on the same day.

02-25-2012, 04:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
andre12031948 Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: monticello new york 127 Posts: 1,095 Drives: 08 350z black 6m/t Rep Power: 0	I don't mind a hairy ride.

02-25-2012, 04:24 PM	#11 (permalink)
andre12031948 Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: monticello new york 127 Posts: 1,095 Drives: 08 350z black 6m/t Rep Power: 0	Most respond well to experienced drivers. Got to get the H*** out of here need my car back

02-25-2012, 08:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
roy'sz A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: palmdale, ca Posts: 1,299 Drives: 2010 nissan 370z Rep Power: 17	some like forced induction

02-27-2012, 01:07 AM	#14 (permalink)
ImportConvert A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: SWMO Posts: 4,454 Drives: 2019 CX5 GT Reserve Rep Power: 7628	Japanese models require multiple tentacles to extract maximum performance.