Nissan 370Z Forum

Nissan 370Z Forum (http://www.the370z.com/)
-   Gentleman's Club (http://www.the370z.com/gentlemans-club/)
-   -   Best Engine God ever made (http://www.the370z.com/gentlemans-club/39063-best-engine-god-ever-made.html)

Nissanboy 07-03-2011 08:54 PM

Best Engine God ever made
 
No, its not the VQ series, it's the vagina

The best engine in the world is the vagina:

- It can be started with one finger.
- It is self-lubricating.
- It takes any size piston.
- And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

It is only a pity that the management system is so ******* temperamental.

Got this from a thread on LS1tech, thought I'd share :tup:

Jamaica 07-03-2011 08:59 PM

haha

Cmike2780 07-03-2011 09:02 PM

I'd also like to add that there is a break in period for new engines. Also, improper maintenance can lead to noxious odors.

Nissanboy 07-03-2011 09:18 PM

I like mine with low mileage

theDreamer 07-03-2011 09:30 PM

Even with a new ECU tune, it can override the changed tune and revert to default b1tch mode.

PapoZalsa 07-03-2011 10:03 PM

After a major overhauled you have to wait 40 days before you can rev her hard.

Nissanboy 07-03-2011 10:30 PM

Mine leaks when I push it too hard

seymore4 07-17-2011 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nissanboy (Post 1202483)
mine leaks when i push it too hard

lmao!@

Synack 07-18-2011 11:08 AM

I like the 1988-1992 year models.

NewlyIMPORTed 07-18-2011 11:12 AM

the only bad part is that it isn't under warrantee

Nissanboy 07-20-2011 01:32 AM

It can be blown, and sprayed.

Alchemy 07-20-2011 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synack (Post 1220586)
I like the 1988-1992 year models.

Lol. Agreed!!

Isamu 07-20-2011 09:26 AM

:tup: I like all models... you can always drive them hard, and then hand them off to someone else and you get a new model, or a newer low milage....

but then again, I still run my "original engine" even tho she has a lot of miles on her, but she is still the best

ituan 07-23-2011 02:33 AM

hahahah this is awesome!

Arkaine 07-23-2011 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Synack (Post 1220586)
I like the 1988-1992 year models.

hahah same.
One of my nicknames is 'Decade' because of a situation with those age models lol.
Well... 1993 lol


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:12 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2