Originally Posted by Felix_A

True story, went to a "strip club" once as a DD many moons ago. Got handed a stack of ones(if that gives you any indication of what kind of strip club this was). Anyway, one of the girls on stage proceeded to put her legs on my shoulders and her hat on my head, and her magic box about 2 inches from my face. I love a nice looking girl, don't get me wrong,but in a public place and me being as socially awkward as I am it made me extremely uncomfortable. I just handed her my entire stack of ones and got up after she was finished. XD