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Originally Posted by Baronsmokes
Do they serve Red Eye at Wyoming weddings?
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I didn't see it. But I did see a can of Cockk and Bull.
They do wedding receptions a little different from what I'm used to in my corner of the world. Here the groom removes the garter belt, and he tosses it. Then the bride tosses the flowers. And that's it. Back home. The guy who catches the garter belt puts it on the leg of the woman who catches the flowers. The higher up the leg, the longer the marriage. When I married my first wife. My pervert buddy caught the garter belt.
The girl who caught the flowers was about 14 yrs old.
My pervert buddy put the garter belt ALL the way to her crack. Think he was trying to get her to wear it as a belt.
What's funny. She didn't move. Just giggled the whole time.