Some years ago, while shopping in a mall with wife #1. We was in a toy store. When we over heard an argument between mom and a little girl. It went like this. The girl wanted to get this toy now to play with. Mom kept telling her no over and over, and was getting heated. Then the girl dropped a nuke on her mom.
She said, "I'll tell daddy that I seen you put Uncle Dave's pee-pee in your mouth!"
Mom grabbed the girl by the arm, and ran out of the store. There was maybe 20 people who was there watching it unfold.
Wonder what ever happened to that families Chritmas?