Return of the juke?

UNKNOWN_370 · 08-19-2019, 09:12 AM

https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/2...ed-compact-suv

So reading this article I was so excited!!! In a way!! But in another was I was TOTALLY let down BEYOND BELIEF!!! Of course!!! We're talking about Nissan ova. heuh!!!

The jukes PROS.

Wider
13% stiffer body rigidity
6% lighter
Longer wheelbase.
NO CVT... WE GET A DUAL CLUTCH... FINALLY!!!
Grip Z and GTR esque styling.

CON...

We get a 1Ltr 115hp engine!!!
Like what the fvckin fvck? So ummm... what is it with Nissan? Are they hellbent on taking a shyt on anything semi-worth driving? What's the effin motive ova here!!! The kicks has more power.

So that means the juke LOST 73HP????
I kept reading hoping I'd hear about the optional engine? Nope!!!

Idiot company if I ever seen one? I think it's time to just give up on Nissan building anything meaningful or being competitive. Somebody lied to them and said they will sell cars NOT being cmpetitive... so you realize how much your customers hate cvt cuz hyundai been selling the shyt out of dual clutches but your solution is to give HALF THE ENGINE OF A HYUNDAI at hyundai prices? Lol. All they hadda do was squeeze 200 measly horses out the juke reboot? They couldn't even do that?

The role has reversed. In fast n furious Tokyo drift Han said. "You think I'll let you roll in a hyundai?"

If we remade Tokyo Drift today? I think he'd say? Think I'd let you roll in a Nissan? Geez?
The Juke would be Bow Wow's hulk scion equivalent.

200HP in a juke was too much to ask? Losers!!!

RANT OVER!!

08-19-2019, 09:12 AM	#19 (permalink)
UNKNOWN_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ny'r livn in tx Posts: 8,687 Drives: well over 130m.p.h. Rep Power: 14859	https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/2...ed-compact-suv So reading this article I was so excited!!! In a way!! But in another was I was TOTALLY let down BEYOND BELIEF!!! Of course!!! We're talking about Nissan ova. heuh!!! The jukes PROS. Wider 13% stiffer body rigidity 6% lighter Longer wheelbase. NO CVT... WE GET A DUAL CLUTCH... FINALLY!!! Grip Z and GTR esque styling. CON... We get a 1Ltr 115hp engine!!! Like what the fvckin fvck? So ummm... what is it with Nissan? Are they hellbent on taking a shyt on anything semi-worth driving? What's the effin motive ova here!!! The kicks has more power. So that means the juke LOST 73HP???? I kept reading hoping I'd hear about the optional engine? Nope!!! Idiot company if I ever seen one? I think it's time to just give up on Nissan building anything meaningful or being competitive. Somebody lied to them and said they will sell cars NOT being cmpetitive... so you realize how much your customers hate cvt cuz hyundai been selling the shyt out of dual clutches but your solution is to give HALF THE ENGINE OF A HYUNDAI at hyundai prices? Lol. All they hadda do was squeeze 200 measly horses out the juke reboot? They couldn't even do that? The role has reversed. In fast n furious Tokyo drift Han said. "You think I'll let you roll in a hyundai?" If we remade Tokyo Drift today? I think he'd say? Think I'd let you roll in a Nissan? Geez? The Juke would be Bow Wow's hulk scion equivalent. 200HP in a juke was too much to ask? Losers!!! RANT OVER!! ZeeingAround likes this. __________________ Favorite Quote. "I'm not gonna kill you... I'm just gonna Bash Your Face In" Jack Nicholson-"The Shining". 1980

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