Official NorthEast spotted thread

[MrAurora]

A sure fire way to be spotted is Super Morbid Obesity. Never fails. I spot them everwhere. I'll be waiting in line for coffee and 650 pounder comes lumbering in, about to pass out from the 9 steps it took to get to the door and bingo, i spot them straight away (Or smell them - tough to clean the nooks and crannies at 650lbs) as does everyone else in line. Have you tried that yet ? I would say start eating alot more. Grease is your friend. and everything goes with bacon fat. nothing says breakfast like a loaf of toast smorhered in bacon fat. Please post progress pictures as well. i'll be rooting for you. I'll be your personal cheerleader.

No thanks necessary. Thats what i am here for. I'm a motivator. I should be paid for this stuff...

[nmjaxx9]

Originally Posted by MrAurora

A sure fire way to be spotted is Super Morbid Obesity. Never fails. I spot them everwhere. I'll be waiting in line for coffee and 650 pounder comes lumbering in, about to pass out from the 9 steps it took to get to the door and bingo, i spot them straight away (Or smell them - tough to clean the nooks and crannies at 650lbs) as does everyone else in line. Have you tried that yet ? I would say start eating alot more. Grease is your friend. and everything goes with bacon fat. nothing says breakfast like a loaf of toast smorhered in bacon fat. Please post progress pictures as well. i'll be rooting for you. I'll be your personal cheerleader.

No thanks necessary. Thats what i am here for. I'm a motivator. I should be paid for this stuff...

where in CT are you from man, LMAO

[nmjaxx9]

oh yes and red 370z sp model on the merrit south bound today @ 1230Pm.

[SteelMoments]

Originally Posted by MrAurora

A sure fire way to be spotted is Super Morbid Obesity. Never fails. I spot them everwhere. I'll be waiting in line for coffee and 650 pounder comes lumbering in, about to pass out from the 9 steps it took to get to the door and bingo, i spot them straight away (Or smell them - tough to clean the nooks and crannies at 650lbs) as does everyone else in line. Have you tried that yet ? I would say start eating alot more. Grease is your friend. and everything goes with bacon fat. nothing says breakfast like a loaf of toast smorhered in bacon fat. Please post progress pictures as well. i'll be rooting for you. I'll be your personal cheerleader.

No thanks necessary. Thats what i am here for. I'm a motivator. I should be paid for this stuff...

LOLZ. I lived in Korea for a good while, where even the fat people are thin (mostly). When I came back I was like "OMFG we are so FAT!" Not that I didn't already know... but living for so long in a place where people are healthy really drove it home. Been back a while now and starting to desensitize.

[MrAurora]

Originally Posted by SteelMoments

LOLZ. I lived in Korea for a good while, where even the fat people are thin (mostly). When I came back I was like "OMFG we are so FAT!" Not that I didn't already know... but living for so long in a place where people are healthy really drove it home. Been back a while now and starting to desensitize.

I didnt mean to sidetrack the spitted thread - i was just throwing a little humor in there but... If you wanna be fat, whatever - more power to you but what really aggrivates me is that some claim to be handicapped and that has implications. I have seen a disturbing sight at work 3 times now in the past few years - a giant hump of a woman parks in the handicap spot because her knees hurt (i wonder why - nothing do do with carrying an extra 500 lbs i'm sure) and the spots are extra wide for getting wheelchairs out. Well i've seen a few people struggling in a regular spot to get thier wheel chair out without banging up the other cars while the poor hump of a woman with her terrible debilitating handicap called "eating too much" took the spot so she didnt have to burn any more calories than necessary getting to the building. That made me really mad.thats why when i am president i will create new parking spots for the morbidly obese. They will be the standard parking spot width but will be located no less than 1/2 mile away from the store or business they are for. They will have to earn the right to park in a regular spot again !!