At our hospital we have an issue with too much overtime. So administration in all their wisdom 1) Removed all the LPNs from the regular floors. 2) Adopted a "fit test" to weed out incoming nurses that the test says don't "fit" into the area they applied to. 3) Hired a consultant firm to tell them their processes area wasting time, which they have made no time saving changes. 4) After merging with a hospital loosing money they adopted their computer system. 5) Added a medication dispersion system that takes twice the time to dispense meds. WTH is all upper management brain dead??? :gtfo2:

Happy Friday and 1000 posts! Keep up the good work! :tup:

Turn the wheel to the right next time!

Remember what Dr. Deming said: "Export anything made in America, except its management".

Can you call a woman a :postwhore: Without it being sexual harassment? :eek: :ugh2:

Good question Fire. I suppose as long as you don't add a :leghump: you'll be alright! :rofl2:

I'm outta reps! :crying:

We should be exporting our management. That would equal the playing field. Do they take classes in stupidity or does it come naturally with the position?

No kidding May just flew by. :icon14:

Congrats on the 1000 posts! Rep will follow once my repping abilities have been reinstated. :tup:

Fixed :icon18:

Looks like we are all rep ho's :bowrofl:

:tup:

I have a feeling whatever else I catch won't be as bad as your herps, sir. I'm still using creams and Valtrex over here!

Happy Friday sir!

I'm sure the Michelin PSS's have something to do with it. :icon17:

Nice shot of a sweet car Brantly. :tup:

:icon18: :tup:

Thanks Bucket. Poopie happens. My wife and I were expecting this. We have a fairly accurate crystal ball when if comes to foreseeing this stuff.

It's an epidemic! Run for your lives!

"Buffed", and Tough looking...

You been working out ?:tup: