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hey bucket- you in a hurry cause you forgot to wear your Depends? :icon17: here, a little tap on the brake, make sure you dont pee in your overalls.


:tup: hey pint, just swing by when things are low. :D

Mr Kenchan...

I knew I could "depend" on you to lighten up the mood..I am laughing so hard, I can barely type. But I did not pee yet..

I knew that this was going to get fun and lighten everyone's mood/day.

You are too funny...But maybe that is your youth or retardation talking...

Overalls ? What am I, Goober Pyle ? You may need to google him.

oh now you're making racist comments. :mad:

:confused: ......where'd everybody go?

Can't think of anything funny or witty. Sorry. Besides, I'd like to see you guys go at it. not that way.

ROOOARRR!!! <= sound of j-arse tiger. :icon17:

:bowrofl: i just noticed secret hidden message... me little slow. :p

:rofl2: Hey by all means, get your mack on sir. ;)

I had a Goober Pyle to get rid of...

I did not know that retardation and racism were co mingled... But being that I have Brain damage, how would I ?

I will be checking in, you have me laughing while I am trying to do my daily business, no , not that kind, actual Investing , ect...

But I knew this would make us laugh...

Riiiiiiiiiiiight. It's ok, I read on the toilet too. :tup:

I just got the joke....:bowrofl:

Again, with brain damage and old age , it takes a while...

And no comment..

Only 9 hours left in my work day!

indeed, keep the jokes coming!! :tup:

bucketlist- slow makes the 2 of us. :tup:

You all know that this will go down as the funniest day on this thread EVER..

I really like you guys and gals, and this will just get too funny..

Wait until the others log on, they will wonder what the heck happened..

The best of m4a1mustang's posts are while he's taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

wait, you work at a chinese assembly plant or something? wtf, you came to work at 10am, been working for like 3yrs and yet still you got 9hours? :ugh2:

Most people in Ontario do that. :shakes head: I'm actually safer driving in the slow lane... Brutal!

note to self: never borrow pint's handheld device... wait, that sounds even worse..:wtf2:

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:bowrofl: ew

In the garage :tup:

:bowrofl::icon18:

I get to work between 7-9am and stay til 9-10pm.

I am the director of trading and analysis at a wealth management firm. :yawn:

You don't know how bad I wish I had some sort of dash mounted artillery weapon for these stupid drivers.

:tup::tup::tup: me jelly

Oh, you azzes! I keep the toys clean, thank you.

Must be a seniority thing... Those are slacker hours in china. :p

damn... you need to hire time management analysis director firm elite club yada yada yada im a millionaire folk or something. :icon17:

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:icon18: they must have OSHAW down there. occupational something hard aours working harderer

I wanted a red neck style truck with a bag azz push bar on the front. I would be doing pit maneuvers like my life depended on it, then I would spend the rest of my life in prison... My wife reminds me often that I will never own a big truck :shakes head:

One wheelwell left to clean. :tup:

Hopefully UPS dude shows up soon, but I doubt it. They changed his route around, now he shows up around 6pm.

Bummer. :( Look on the bright side, it'll be Friday. :icon17:

The advantage to being an old smart fart...:tup:

Everyday is Sunday..:tiphat:

Other than that, it is down hill all the way..:eek:

Enjoying the Depends and Polident eh? :tup:

It will settle down by mid July hopefully. Just hoping I get the bonus I expect so we can drop it on a NISMO.

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I know where you can get a Red 370Z for a fairly affordable rate. Sports/Touring, black interior, only two owners :stirthepot:

Good one, see you are getting warmed up..

Still have full control and all my teeth, but I gotta say, getting older is not much fun..

My reaction times and eye sight is as fast as a snail on Valium.

And I had to buy one of them frickin weekly pill containers...

When I go to the Doctors, I feel young again...Because they are all Blue hairs in there with oxygen tanks..

But picture a George Clooney type but not a Liberal ..That would be me..

I heard the first owner liked to hang out behind the Starbucks. Ewww

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