How much do you really love your z?

FL 4Motion

While your attempt to ingratiate yourself with your wife is admirable, and one can assume that your wife does read these forums, your strategy is flawed since by virtue of taking the time to write the respose above, you obviously have thought about the propositon of wife vs. Z. Regardless of how long it took you to come to the conclusion that wife>Z, in your wife's mind, you will have taken too long to answer correctly, therefore, regardless of said answer, you are in the wrong and she now feels that you in fact believe Z>wife (irrespective of your written answer or any other logical agruments you may subsequently provide).

Ergo, you sir, are now in the proverbial doghouse.