If you drive a Nissan, you're not an American?

BLAZZIN · 05-02-2011, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whoady4shoady

I missed the part where you kicked him in the nuts and then broke the arm he used to grab your neck.

+1 the minute he reached for my neck i would have hit him with a quitter so the last thing on his mind would be what kind of car i drive, and that buy American thing just sounds old school to me. Times have changed and people need to except it. What is really American anymore a Ford , Chevy, Dodge... ect
with foreign parts on them or so called foreign cars Nissan, Honda, Hyundai..ect
that have plants in the US??????

KillerBee370 · 05-02-2011, 11:27 PM

This is not going to end well. I'm guessing he and wifey aren't coming over for dinner anytime soon?

Here's some ideas for ongoing shenanigans that will have your neighbor thinking twice about his recent purchase...

1. Next time you mow the lawn, wear a KKK outfit
2. Hang a big pentagram on your front door
3. When you go to get your morning paper, do so in a pair of Speedo's that are 2 sizes too small
4. Wear a turbin with the Speedo's
5. Get a pet crocodile and keep it chained up on the front porch
6. Post up a couple signs on the closest telephone poles explaining of how a half dozen king cobras got loose from your property (don't forget to offer a reward for return)
7. Sneak a big DUB sticker on the back of his GTO

KillerBee370 · 05-02-2011, 11:29 PM

You could always just explain how it wasn't your grand scheme to de-industrialize America and he shouldn't complain to you.

onzedge · 05-03-2011, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerBee370

This is not going to end well. I'm guessing he and wifey aren't coming over for dinner anytime soon?

Here's some ideas for ongoing shenanigans that will have your neighbor thinking twice about his recent purchase...

1. Next time you mow the lawn, wear a KKK outfit
2. Hang a big pentagram on your front door
3. When you go to get your morning paper, do so in a pair of Speedo's that are 2 sizes too small
4. Wear a turbin with the Speedo's
5. Get a pet crocodile and keep it chained up on the front porch
6. Post up a couple signs on the closest telephone poles explaining of how a half dozen king cobras got loose from your property (don't forget to offer a reward for return)
7. Sneak a big DUB sticker on the back of his GTO

05-02-2011, 11:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
KillerBee370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: So Cal baby! Age: 52 Posts: 5,964 Drives: with passion Rep Power: 322	This is not going to end well. I'm guessing he and wifey aren't coming over for dinner anytime soon? Here's some ideas for ongoing shenanigans that will have your neighbor thinking twice about his recent purchase... 1. Next time you mow the lawn, wear a KKK outfit 2. Hang a big pentagram on your front door 3. When you go to get your morning paper, do so in a pair of Speedo's that are 2 sizes too small 4. Wear a turbin with the Speedo's 5. Get a pet crocodile and keep it chained up on the front porch 6. Post up a couple signs on the closest telephone poles explaining of how a half dozen king cobras got loose from your property (don't forget to offer a reward for return) 7. Sneak a big DUB sticker on the back of his GTO Last edited by KillerBee370; 05-02-2011 at 11:32 PM.

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05-02-2011, 11:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
KillerBee370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: So Cal baby! Age: 52 Posts: 5,964 Drives: with passion Rep Power: 322	You could always just explain how it wasn't your grand scheme to de-industrialize America and he shouldn't complain to you.