Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Jsolo]

Too bad I don't have a pic of this. Driving dad to the bank today, park in the handicapped area. It's a goofy parking spot and awkward to get into. Half the car was in the cross hatched area, the other half in the parking spot, on an angle no less. When we come out, there's a squad car few spaces over (backed in), parked within the lines. Figured with the handicapp placard (he does have a heart condition), the half @ss parking job will be forgiven. Sure enough, no ticket on the windshield