Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Inspector71]

Years ago, I worked for the People's Republic of Palo Alto, California. I was tired of getting nicks and scratches in my then, new Mazda Rx7 in the city underground lot. So, I parked at the end of a row part in my space and part in the yellow hash lines near the wall. Someone with a blue Puegot wagon, adorned with dozens of save this and save that bumper stickers, parked all the way over in my lane almost touching my passenger door. My drivers side door was too close to the cement wall to open. I had to pop the hatch and crawl through the car to get inside to the drivers seat and then backed out. I stopped and realized the Peugot had plenty of room to park in his own lane. He had no cause to be in mind. I was pissed. So, I got out of my car and, standing between the wall and his front bumper, I pushed him out of his lane and part way down the exit ramp. When I left, he was completely blocking the ramp. I hope he was towed.