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Heres another type of crappy parker: Two years ago I was on leave in my hometown in Ohio, where I hadn't visited being in the military in 2 years. My

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Old 02-09-2013, 01:32 AM   #3046 (permalink)
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Heres another type of crappy parker:

Two years ago I was on leave in my hometown in Ohio, where I hadn't visited being in the military in 2 years. My first day there I stopped to get groceries, came out to find two "Fast and Furious" Honda Civics right next to my car. (I usually park in the back of the lot). I go to get in my car and a cop on foot pops out of nowhere. He says "We have reports of you street racing". I could throw a rock at the police station from that grocery store like anyone could be that stupid. (Not that im out street racing). I go "nope, the whole city would know if I was street racing, im running straight 2 and 1/2" piping off the rear mount turbo". He looks at me dumbfounded for like 5 seconds. I tell him " That and i just got back here today from an Army deployment". He let me go immediately.

He tried to make me ricer by association
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Old 02-09-2013, 02:30 AM   #3047 (permalink)
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Glad you didnt get thrown in jail..

But the average person really wouldn't know any better case in point: my friend's coworker's girlfriend spotted me a few times and to this day, she still thinks I drive a "white g37 with red wheels"

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Old 02-09-2013, 07:03 AM   #3049 (permalink)
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Absolutely! The Z isn't interfering with any other parking space.
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Exactly. I always try to park like this. One time at Hooters I had a big truck still park in the no parking zone beside my car
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That's terrible lol
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And that's a pos BMW too! Hahahahaah

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Why take up 6 spaces? Because 3 racecars!
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dafuq?!?!
People gravitate to parking too close to your car. It's because it's too nice looking. Start trying to ugly it up some.
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so son had a bday party at monkey joes, so i had 2 hours to burn while he woooped it up. I went to a local strip mall wings joint, figured id eat some wings, have a soda and watch some bball/hockey.
I parked the juke in the last row all by it self, the remainder of the parking lot had a bunch of open parking, no one should have parked anywhere near me. yeah...................
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