Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[NissanGuy23]

I changed my park strategy so im not near him anymore. I dont like to park at the grass edge because when i had my 06 Tiburon the grass cutter was flying around on his mower abd backed into my bumper, also, they shoot grass all in my grill. But cant park under the giant trees because of sap and bird chit. I work at a place with alot of large machines moving around its very sketchy.